MARIJUANA FUSS

WHAT'S ALL this fuss about marijuana? I have been smoking for 30 years
and I can only recall a couple of adverse reactions to the innocuous
weed. Once I found myself in the shower with my clothes on eating
three-day-old chocolate cake. But doesn't that happen to everyone at
least once? Another time, my mom sent me to the pet store to get my
younger brother a puppy for his birthday and I came back with a duck.
You may laugh but as guard ducks go, Spot had no equal. (Excuse me a
second, there's someone at my door ). OK, I'm back - now where was I?
Oh, yes, single moms on welfare. These young women have to be
retrained to help them become more productive members of society. Thank you.

Jerry Judge

(You're welcome. We think.)