News (Media Awareness Project) - CN AB: LTE: Pot Growers |
Title: | CN AB: LTE: Pot Growers |
Published On: | 2005-04-02 |
Source: | Calgary Sun, The (CN AB) |
Fetched On: | 2008-01-16 17:05:19 |
POT GROWERS
It amazes me how flexible and forgiving we Canadians can be. It's too
dangerous for police to control pot growers, so let's legalize grow-ops.
The police can't control the prostitutes, so let's legalize prostitution.
The police can't control the crack-heads, so give them crack-pipes.
Gays want to marry, so let's change the Constitution. What about
pedophiles and child pornographers -- shouldn't we do something for
them? They have rights, too. What about bank robbers and other such
activities -- should we arm them with the tools of the trade? But
first we must register those tools for safety sake.
Within the next few weeks, the most notorious serial killer in Canada
walks out of jail and can settle anywhere in Canada without telling
anyone.
Heaven forbid we should offend that poor little darling's rights. What
about the poor and the destitute? Oh yeah, I forgot, they don't have
rights.
H.D. Kerr
(It's a crazy world.)
It amazes me how flexible and forgiving we Canadians can be. It's too
dangerous for police to control pot growers, so let's legalize grow-ops.
The police can't control the prostitutes, so let's legalize prostitution.
The police can't control the crack-heads, so give them crack-pipes.
Gays want to marry, so let's change the Constitution. What about
pedophiles and child pornographers -- shouldn't we do something for
them? They have rights, too. What about bank robbers and other such
activities -- should we arm them with the tools of the trade? But
first we must register those tools for safety sake.
Within the next few weeks, the most notorious serial killer in Canada
walks out of jail and can settle anywhere in Canada without telling
anyone.
Heaven forbid we should offend that poor little darling's rights. What
about the poor and the destitute? Oh yeah, I forgot, they don't have
rights.
H.D. Kerr
(It's a crazy world.)
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