GOV. NOSY SNICKERS-HEAD

Governor Murkowski's case of reefer madness has caused him to act like
a latent pedophile, treating his fellow citizens like children, then
looking for a reason to put his hands all over them and inside them to
make sure they aren't doing something harmful to themselves. Perhaps
someone should throw him in jail for consumption of junk food.

CHRISTOPHER LARGEN

Denton, Texas