DRUG TESTING COULD LEAD TO BAD SITUATIONS

To the Editor:

I'm writing about "Some state schools adopt random drug screening Policies"
(April 27, 2005).

When I was in school and we had an enemy who had done us wrong, we usually
"settled the score" with a fist fight.

It looks like the drug-war cheerleaders have given today's students a much
easier way to "settle the score."

All they need to do is to sprinkle some ground-up marijuana onto the food of
their enemy and the school drug tests will do the rest. Of course their
enemy will proclaim: "But I never ..."

So instead of a scholarship at the state university, their enemy can look
forward to a not-so-rewarding career at the local car wash.

Of course, I must be the first and only person to think of this.

Kirk Muse

Mesa, Ariz.