BODY CAVITY SEARCH FOR W?

Dear Editor:

I'm writing about Paul Andersen's outstanding column "Time for your pee
test, George" (Sept. 5).

In addition to a pee test, shouldn't the president undergo a full-body
search for illegal drugs, including, of course, a body-cavity search?
That's what they do at all of high-security prisons, and we all know how
completely drug-free all our prisons and jails are.

Of course, if the president is drug-free, he should not object. Obviously,
only those guilty of using illegal drugs object to drug tests and
body-cavity searches.

Kirk Muse

Mesa, Ariz.