News (Media Awareness Project) - US AZ: LTE: OK, Meth Heads, Lay Off the Claritin |
Title: | US AZ: LTE: OK, Meth Heads, Lay Off the Claritin |
Published On: | 2005-12-10 |
Source: | Arizona Republic (Phoenix, AZ) |
Fetched On: | 2008-01-14 21:29:53 |
OK, METH HEADS, LAY OFF THE CLARITIN
Thank you, meth heads, for being such a pervasive problem that I now
have to provide my name, address, birth date, and a pinky finger
whenever I want to buy a box of my favorite allergy medication.
At first I was inclined to say, "Let the idiots blow themselves up,"
but unfortunately this would hurt innocent people as well.
I suppose the best option now is to switch medications.
Stay away from the Claritin, I'm warning you.
Jeff Strain, Gilbert
Thank you, meth heads, for being such a pervasive problem that I now
have to provide my name, address, birth date, and a pinky finger
whenever I want to buy a box of my favorite allergy medication.
At first I was inclined to say, "Let the idiots blow themselves up,"
but unfortunately this would hurt innocent people as well.
I suppose the best option now is to switch medications.
Stay away from the Claritin, I'm warning you.
Jeff Strain, Gilbert
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