FDA MARIJUANA STANCE GOOD FOR ANTI-DRUG MOVEMENT

The tea-heads should be on the run.

Weed-smokers beware.

Marijuana users watch out.

The Food and Drug Administration has declared that "no sound
scientific studies" support the drug's use for medical purposes.

Finally, someone has come to my rescue. No more should I have to
listen to people trying to persuade me that marijuana shouldn't be
criminal because it's "actually good for you" or doesn't "adversely
affect you like the government says."

Their oft-used defense of the drug is that it has medical benefits.

Thank-you FDA for pulling the rug from beneath these fools.

This should be the nail in the coffin for pot smokers who believe
they are enlightening themselves when they smoke. More importantly,
it should put a stop to stupid statements like "I actually think
better when I'm high."

Everyone has experienced these annoying people who, void of any logic
or supporting information, argue that the drug that has led so many
to the perils of addiction is OK to use.

Granted, the commercials trying to stop kids from using marijuana --
like the one where a teen gets his fist stuck in his mouth -- are
equally as silly.

I don't condone either kind of stupid argument.

But I know drugs are bad. There is no stupidity in that.

If I were dictator of this country, I would not only outlaw drug
users and addicts, but I would execute them as well, so they don't
needlessly overcrowd jails. In the case of juveniles and marginal
offenders that don't necessarily deserve death, I would banish them
to an island. Like on the television show "Lost," they would live
there under the loose supervision of some shadow administration. But
they would basically be on their own to survive.

Then, the world's drug-free population would get some badly needed
relief on the freeway. We wouldn't have to deal with the slow and
oblivious, impaired drivers.

Time spent on trips to the gas station would be knocked down to
nothing now that we wouldn't have to wait in line while some
somnambulant marijuana smoker searches for change in his pocket.