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100 WORDS USED TO DESCRIBE MICHAEL PHELPS LAST WEEK:

Michael Phelps received a three-month ban from
swimming competition after a photo showing the record 14-time Olympic
gold medalist inhaling from a bong used to smoke marijuana appeared in
a U.K. newspaper. Phelps apologized for his behaviour.

What a Dope. He screwed up big-time. Not consistent with the image of
Kellogg. Careless. Disheartening. Idiotic. Does Phelps party too much?
One more strike from ruining all the years of hard work. Bad judgment.
Not exactly a paragon of wisdom. Insert your own joke here. I can't
help but laugh. Hey, he's 23. Spare me the "Oh, he's 23" excuse. If
you want to read that it's OK to take bong hits because you're 23 and
the best swimmer in history, cast your eyes elsewhere. Please. Humanly
flawed like everybody else. Never seen so many excuses for doing
something so stupid.

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