WHIZZ KIDS CHARGED

The problem with saying human ingenuity will get us out of the
economic swamp is that it brings to mind Homer Simpson's toast: "To
alcohol, the cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems."
It was, after all, hedge-fund spinning, sub-prime mortgaging human
ingenuity that got us into this mess.

But just like hope springs eternal, humankind's ingenuity cannot be denied.

Witness the ingenuity at Puck Technology, for example, where
President Gerald Wills and his VP, Robert Catalano, saw a challenge
and tackled it.

The challenge: Faking out a court-ordered drug test.

The solution: The Whizzinator, an attachable faux penis that packs a
heated reservoir for pristine urine.

Messrs. Wills and Catalano will be sentenced Feb. 20th.