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WHAT TO DO FOR AN OVERDOSE OF VIAGRA

And now, the book. Yep, Viagra the wonder drug has spawned ``Viagra
Nation,'' which does a humorous riff on the potency pill and gives
advice on what to do in the event of an overdose:

``Get to a telephone and speed-dial every woman you
know.''

``Find a book on the principles of chartered accountancy and read
aloud to yourself until the bed stops spinning.''

``Pack your trousers with ice cubes.''

``Draw a picture of Linda Tripp naked.''

The manual by Bruce McCall and Lee Eisenberg -- with illustrations --
also offers a ``Kama Sutra for seniors,'' tips on ``self-defense for
women in the Viagra age'' and a blueprint of ``the Viagra Model
Bedroom of Tomorrow.''

The authors dedicated the book to Alan Greenberg -- the rich dude who
donated $1 million to fund Viagra prescriptions for ``people who can
use a lift but can't afford the price of emission.''

Checked-by: "Rich O'Grady"