A SELECTIVE DRUG WAR

Inside the Beltway has reported that former Senate Majority Leader Bob
Dole and his wife are enthusiasts of the new impotence drug, Viagra,
and have gone so far as to label it "a great drug" ("Doling Viagra,"
Dec. 7). Given that Mrs. Dole is, beyond all probability, too old to
now bear children, it can be surmised that the sexual relations
between Sen. and Mrs. Dole would be appropriately labeled as
"recreational."

It is therefore a reasonable jump to also label the drug they are
touting as "recreational." It appears that the hypocrisy in the War
on Drugs marches on.

Checked-by: derek rea