Hey Chronicle Dudes,

I'm writing you this letter because I'm tired of these bootlicking
conservatives blaming all the world's problems on drugs and/or liberals.

They're always trying to pawn words like personal responsibility off
on other people, though they never seem to grasp the meaning
themselves. Just because you do a little heroin or a hit of crack
doesn't mean you can rape some chick or rob a bank.

I have been doing drugs for 22 years and I never raped or robbed
anybody, and although it's not politically correct to say so I'm a
happy, well-adjusted person.

Maybe if some of these Pat Boone lookalikes would look in the mirror
they would find out what the real problem is, or better yet why don't
these fake beer drinking yankees like George Bush Jr. go back to
their own states and run them.

Thanks y'all, Mike Luther