BUCKET BONGS IN EASTPOINT PLAZA

Someone in Eastpoint Plaza in Adelaide Terrace can't get enough of
the high life.

Not content with smoking dope at home, the pothead has taken to using
a bong, right, to smoke dope in a toilet during work time using the
bucket bong method.

An email copied to IC and supposedly sent to numerous staff in the
building, claims the bong, a two-liter soft drink bottle with the
bottom cut out, was discovered in a ground level "shower/toilet facility".

"This person has been hiding the bucket (sic) in the toilet cistern
tank," it said.

It described how the pothead was using the cistern for the bucket
part of the smoking process and why bucket bongs were so effective.

"All of this is an illegal act, and if we catch the person, the
police will be informed," warned the email.

Which shouldn't be too hard because Eastpoint Plaza is home to the
police special crime squad and the major fraud investigation squad.

The email's author suspects that because the toilet is locked after
hours, "someone from Eastpoint Plaza is using this device during
normal work hour (sic)".

"The soft drink bottle has had the bottom cut away, and one can see
by the large amount of smoke residue on the neck and bottle top that
this has been used often," it said.

"I would respectfully ask that all persons working in Eastpoint Plaza
be notified of this ... activity, and that it will not be condoned,
and once found out, will be stopped immediately by lawful intervention."

Perry Brown, from the building's manager Jones Lang LaSalle, said
news of the dunny dope smoker was a mystery to him. "I'm the
property manager and I've heard nothing about it," Perry told IC.

Might be time to check the smoke alarms.