DRUG TEST A WEE BIT MCCARTHYIST

I WISH John Howard had disclosed that he was conscripting me into the
Salvation Army when I didn't vote for him. Major Watters's variation on
the loyalty test tends towards a House unAustralian Activities Committee
(are you now, or have you ever been a liberal?)

A New Zealand MP suggested drug tests in the Beehive, in response to
another 's comment that parliament was drunk in charge of a country.
Someone on this side of the ditch suggested drug tests as a condition of
entry to the nursery and suddenly the air is thick with challenges.

Get stock in the company that makes analysis kits -- we're having a
urine-led recovery.

Rick Langtree, Charters Towers, Qld