PLAYGROUND PROZAC

Sometimes I feel I'd be better off just whapping myself upside the head with
the daily newspaper, rather than reading it.

I sure felt that way when I read a New York Times story about Babies on
Drugs. These are not the infamous "crack babies," whose mothers took illegal
crack cocaine while pregnant, passing the addiction to their children.
Instead, these are mothers and fathers who even more deliberately drug their
children, going to supposedly reputable doctors to get technically legal
prescriptions for psychiatric drugs used for dosing their young ones. The
Times reports that a new study has found that the use of antidepressants and
stimulants such as Ritalin has increased dramatically yin the past few
years, not merely among hyperactive preteens and teens, but now among
preschoolers. We're talking about two-, three-, and four-year-olds.
Babies! Prozac is also being prescribed to these tiny tykes.

What kind of "doctors" are doing this? What about the "do no harm" dictum
of the Hippocratic Oath? At this age, children's brains are undergoing
critical development, and almost nothing is known about the consequences of
pouring psychiatric drugs into them. By the way, these drugs have not been
approved by the Food and Drug Administration for treating pre-schoolers.
Indeed, the package insert for Ritalin specifically warns against
prescribing the drug to children under six. Plus, most of these children
are not even sick -- as the head of psychiatry at Harvard University put it:
"The normal behavior of many two-year-olds and three-year-olds looks a lot
like hyperactivity disorder." That's right -- normal children who are going
through nothing more serious than the "terrible twos" are getting zonked
with these powerhouse prescriptions.

Where's the federal "Drug War" when we really need it? They'll throw you in
jail for smoking a joint, but you can get Ritalin for a two-year-old from a
doctor. What a horrible joke!

FLYING HIGH

America's drug war is so stupid that if you pay close attention to just how
stupid it is -- it'll drive you to use drugs.

How stupid is it? Ask Jean Laprise, a Canadian farmer. He raises
industrial hemp, which is a cousin of marijuana, though hemp can't make you
high because it contains so little THC, the psychoactive ingredient that
gives marijuana its oomph. Instead, hemp is used to make an astonishing
array of products -- from paper to building materials, from food to
biodegradable plastic, from beer to birdseed.

Birdseed is what got Laprise in trouble with America's Drug Enforcement
Agency, which gives new meaning to the term bird-brained. He shipped to a
U.S. customer a twenty-ton load of birdseed that included hemp seed in the
mix. The hemp seed is high in nothing but protein and is good for birds and
people, but the D.E.A. got wind of Laprise's shipment and had the whole load
impounded, saying it contained a trace of the dreaded THC.

Let me give you three numbers. Marijuana must have at least 4 percent THC
to get anyone high. Industrial hemp is only 1 percent THC, so you can't get
high on it. Laprise's birdseed mix tested out with a THC content of 0.0014
- -- one fourteen-thousandth of a percent. Even a bird couldn't get a buzz on
that.

To compound this raw stupidity, the D.E.A. demanded that Laprise recall
seventeen loads of hemp-based products he had earlier shipped to the U.S.
The Associated Press reports that this recall included hemp seed used by
Nutiva, a California company that makes granola bars. As a result, Nutiva
had to suspend production, forcing a layoff at the company.

What the hell is the D.E.A. smoking?

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