PSSSSSSSST! WANNA BUY SOME DOPE?

Dartmouth Gardening Firm Among Bevy Of Bidders Looking To Become
Canada's Official Pot Pusher

OTTAWA - The title of Canada's official marijuana pusher is being
hotly contested this month from coast to coast.

Ever since Health Canada released the terms of a five-year contract it
plans to give a Canadian supplier of marijuana this summer, requests
for more information have been coming in like green buds in the spring.

Potential dope growers include a Dartmouth gardening company, McGill
and Guelph universities, SNC-Lavalin, GW Pharmaceuticals, British
Columbia's Ministry of Forestry, the village of Masset, B.C., and
something called the Molecular Delivery Corporation in California.

In total, the department has received 195 orders for its 65-page
information package, at a cost of more than $50 a request, from
potential bidders for the contract, estimated by some at around $5
million.

The contract would see the production of 100,000 joints and 85 kilos
of marijuana in the first year. The weed has to be grown, cultivated,
dried, prepared and delivered to the government.

The marijuana will be used for clinical research trials to gather
scientific evidence on whether it's safe and effective for patients to
smoke marijuana for medicinal purposes.

Already Weeded Out

Suzanne Joly, of Lavalin, was quick to dismiss the engineering firm's
interest, saying the large Quebec corporation receives bidding
packages for all federal contracts.

GW Pharmaceuticals, of England, which grows marijuana for its own
government, has been sent more information and already has had its
facilities visited by federal government officials.

David Dunphy, of Green Wonder Gardening Inc. in Dartmouth, says his
company's bid is almost ready. He acknowledges he has some experience
growing "weed" in British Columbia and promises to deliver quality
marijuana that is just as good as "B.C. gold."

Diversify Economy

Dunphy, who grows cucumbers, peppers and tomatoes, said the marijuana
would be grown indoors, allowing total control of all variables, such
as humidity and temperature.

Clinton Mutch, a spokesman for Masset's economic development office,
says the village of 1,400 is looking to diversify its economy since
fishing and logging in the area are drying up.

Brian Bender, of the Alfred College of the University of Guelph, said
the agriculture university is still looking at putting in a bid before
the June 6 deadline and is looking for partners such as McGill.

"We have the location and the expertise but the time is limited to put
in such an extensive bid. It would be good for our college in terms of
prestige, but I don't know if we have enough time," said Bender, who
estimates security requirements would cost at least $225,000.

He said the college's location in Alfred, near Ottawa, is an ideal
place to grow marijuana, considering how close it is to the RCMP
headquarters, Health Canada and the Medical Research Centre.

The government is calling for security cameras, infrared sensors and
barbed-wire fences as well as personnel who have no record since 1985
of any drug offences in Canada or any other country.

Hull, Que., lawyer Pierre Bourget, who is putting together a bid for a
hydroponics equipment firm in Gatineau, said he has heard through the
grapevine that "guys in the Hull jail" have been looking at making a
bid.

Too Many `Pitfalls'

"Their chances aren't very good, but it shows you how it has people
talking," said Bourget.

The B.C. Ministry of Forestry is backing away from making a bid
because it was decided there were too many "pitfalls."

"Already the internal jokes were starting around here, like having to
hire someone named Bud," said Anthony Willington at the ministry's
Surrey Nursery.

He said among the pitfalls was the potential for embarrassment for the
province's politicians, turning the ministry into "a laughingstock."