DRUG TESTING IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL

Concerning drug testing in schools, you may not realize it but you are a
good candidate for the Nazi party. Last time I checked, the Constitution of
America prohibits unreasonable search and seizure.

Maybe you should rally your other Nazi friends and propose a constitutional
amendment removing this feature from the document (there is a process for
that).

Until then, realize that we live in America with a set of rules and
breaking the rules is illegal.