MATTER OF PROFITS

Look out. The thought police are going to come and get you. If you are
growing marijuana, duck. You might get shot without any trial. If you want
to look at pretty ladies take off their clothes, you may be out of luck. As
for smoking marijuana, be careful.

The big drug companies have legislators on their payrolls so that only
their prescription drugs are legally acceptable. They do not want any of
this wild weed in your house anywhere near the kitchen where you might
start smoking, laughing and eating good food. Or worse yet, near the
bedroom, where who knows what might happen?

If Prozac went head-to-head in a popularity contest against marijuana, we
know which one would win. Bye-bye big corporate profits. Why what could
happen next? Competitive insurance and gasoline prices! Dogs and cats
living together! Heterosexuals having fun!

James Riley, Fresno