O MENDOCINO, HOW GREEN IS YOUR BALLOT?

IN PALM BEACH, Florida voters may be spitting mad, but in Ukiah, voters are
more, well, harmonious. On Nov. 7, the good people of Mendocino County
passed a measure that decriminalized the cultivation and use of marijuana
"for personal, medical or recreational purposes."

While state and federal laws against marijuana still stand, Measure G
denies local funding for the arrest or prosecution of people who own up to
25 marijuana plants. The Big G also mandates police protection for those
who grow marijuana for personal use.

Eh hem, I ask Dan Hamburg, a former Democratic congressman and G champion:
25 plants for personal use?

The answer: Not everyone has a green thumb. On the Mendocino coast, plants
don't grow as heartily as they do inland. He admits that one could reap a
pound from one plant, then adds sheepishly, "I didn't write it." The local
Green Party did.

While Ukiah finds itself in the "Emerald Triangle" -- Mendocino, Humboldt
and Trinity counties, which produce an annual pot crop estimated to value
near $1 billion -- locals have reason to bristle at the area's image as
weed heaven.

This is not a one-lifestyle community; 42 percent of voters opposed Measure G.

A motherly office worker tells me she voted against G because "there was no
age limit." Chris Schallert, who owns the North Street Cafe, opposed the
measure because marijuana will remain illegal. "If the law says you can't,
you can't," he noted.

Still, there was no official opposition to the measure, no one submitted an
argument against G for the voters guide.

Sheriff Tony Craver helped implement a program to allow the cultivation of
plants under Proposition 215, which legalized medical marijuana statewide
in 1996. Craver, who has said he doesn't have time to make arrests for
"mom-and-pop gardens," nonetheless opposed Measure G.

Craver was out of town when I was in, but last month he told The Chronicle,
"The greatest impact that we'll experience from Measure G is the
misperception that the public will have that it will be legal for them to
grow marijuana."

It might as well be legal for Hamburg. A gray haired, pony-tailed
grandfather, he lives on a hill amid 46 gorgeous acres of woodlands in a
rustic home with no oven, but a gurgling fountain in the courtyard. It is a
far cry from the high-powered life he led during his one term in Congress
that started in 1993. He was a media darling, largely because of his Robert
Redford good looks.

High on his agenda today is his mother, who has breast cancer. She had lost
some 30 pounds, tried synthetic pill-form marijuana, but it didn't work.
She has gained weight since her daughter-in-law started making her Rice
Krispie treats with marijuana and cooking with "green butter."

Both Hamburg and his mom have picture IDs, issued by the county after a
medical check, that show that they can possess medical marijuana. The
family's six plants even appeared on CNN.

Then, someone stole the family stash. Hamburg wanted the local constabulary
to investigate; didn't happen. But a claims adjuster for Hamburg's
homeowner's insurance policy did. A State Farm spokesman confirmed that the
company will pay on medical marijuana theft claims "if it has been approved
for medical use. "

But don't expect the company to pay street value.

Does this mean that Hamburg, like George W. Bush, has become a convert to
local control? "I think local control should apply when no one outside a
geographical area can be damaged," Hamburg answered. Translation: For pot
yes, but not environmental issues.

Sort of like Dubya, but the other way around.