MAN ON PROBATION TRIES, FAILS TO FOOL DRUG TESTER

Knowing he would go to prison if he failed another urinalysis, Donald
C. Milligan Jr. designed a contraption to fool drug testers.

The 36-year-old draftsman from Cleveland modified a sex toy so it
would deliver urine supplied by a friend.

Milligan was on probation for a March drug possession conviction and
had to submit to random drug tests. On April 5, he tested positive
for cocaine and opiates. Five days later he was called in for another
test.

He could have passed the second test, if he hadn't used again. But he had.

So, Milligan inserted a tube into the sex toy connected to a glue
bottle filled with a friend's urine. He put makeup on the toy to
match his own skin color, took the contraption into the testing
center and feigned urination.

But the plastic prosthetic didn't fool a Cuyahoga County probation
officer, who was trained to observe the sights and sounds of
urination.

Milligan was forced to submit a legitimate sample, which tested
positive for cocaine and opiates. And his friend's urine tested
positive for cocaine and opiates, too.

Visiting Common Pleas Judge William E. Mahon sent Milligan to prison
yesterday for a year for violating probation.

"Anybody who would go through an elaborate scheme like this has to
have something wrong with him," Mahon said as he sentenced Milligan.