SCHOOLHOUSE PRANKSTER AT THE GATE

EVERY GROUP in power has its fervent rationale for believing that it
has a right, even a duty, to suppress speech it doesn't like. That's
why America has a Supreme Court -- to slap some sense into the censorious.

Yesterday, lawyers argued a case that should have been settled years
ago. It began in January 2002. As an Alaska high school released
students so that they could attend a "Winter Olympics Torch Relay,"
then-18-year-old senior Joseph Frederick unfurled a banner that read,
"Bong Hits 4 Jesus" from a Juneau sidewalk. Frederick thought the
nonsensical message would get him on TV.

And it did -- Frederick's name was broadcast across America., thanks
to his high school principal, Deborah Morse. Morse saw the banner,
crossed the street and tore it up. She also suspended Frederick for 10 days.

Frederick appealed to the school board and lost. He went to court,
where a federal judge ruled against him. But in 2006, the Ninth U.S.
Circuit Court of Appeals ruled 3-0 for Frederick.

Now the case is before the Big Bench. Leaders of the religious right,
who want to protect the free speech rights of religious students,
have joined with drug-war dissidents, like the group Students for
Sensible Drug Policy, whose members protested outside the Supreme
Court building. Eric Sterling, an SSDP board member, told me this is
not the first time he has been involved in "strange bedfellow"
coalitions in which one group sees "the infringement of the civil
liberties" of group as likely to affect all.

On the school board's side stand the Bush administration and former
special prosecutor Ken Starr, who has come up with a scary argument
in support of Frederick's suspension. Starr told the justices that
schools should be able to silence students if their speech disrupts
"the educational mission of the school."

Follow the logic. Juneau schools tell kids to stay away from drugs.
If students argue -- or even joke -- they are being, in Starr's
words, "disruptive."

The Ninth Circuit understood how this precedent could be used to
punish free-thinking teens. Judge Andrew Kleinfeld wrote, "All sorts
of missions are undermined by legitimate and protected speech -- a
school's anti-gun mission would be undermined by a student passing
around copies of John R. Lott's book, 'More Guns, Less Crime;' a
school's anti-alcohol mission would be undermined by a student
e-mailing links to a medical study showing less heart disease among
moderate drinkers than teetotalers."

Sterling predicted that the Supremes will "both uphold and reverse"
the Ninth Circuit ruling, by agreeing that the suspension was a
violation of Frederick's rights, but reversing the finding that Morse
could be held personally liable for damages.

The Big Bench must not walk away from a 1969 ruling that upheld
students' rights to wear black arm bands to protest the Vietnam War,
noting, "It can hardly be argued that either students or teachers
shed their constitutional rights to freedom of speech or expression
at the schoolhouse gate."

David Crosby, an attorney who represented Juneau schools early on,
complained to the Anchorage Daily News that the "carefully
manipulated image of Joe Frederick as a latter-day Thoreau" is
"offensive and ludicrous."

Crosby has a point. Frederick won't even admit that "Bong Hits 4
Jesus" was a pro-marijuana message. Also, as the Anchorage Daily News
reported, Frederick pleaded guilty to misdemeanor sale of marijuana in 2004.

But if anyone has made Frederick into a civil-disobedience hero, it
is Morse, who went overboard punishing a smart-aleck kid. At first,
she suspended Frederick for five days. Then, she upped it to 10 days
- -- she says, because he would not name his accomplices, he says,
because he quoted Thomas Jefferson on free speech.

She could have tried to reason with the kid. Or she could have used
adults' most potent weapon -- ignoring him. Instead, Morse gave the
smart mouth the grounds to turn a prank into a federal case.