COLORADO: NOT EXACTLY FASHION FORWARD

News flash: What Britney Spears is to the fashion world, Colorado is to
"designer plates," or specialized license plates-embarrassing! Like Spears,
Colorado isn't exactly on the cutting edge in the world of designer tags. We
have lame license plates for graduates of Mesa State and Elk Club members.
But do we honor the American Bowling Congress or state licensed
hypotherapists? Nooo.

Because some state legislators are concerned over the apparent gaffe,
we have an idea to kick-start things. We suggest a Rocky Mountain High
designer plate-complete with a hologram marijuana leaf (trippy!) and
scratch 'n' sniff border (even trippier!). All proceeds directly
benefit the newly formed Colorado Cannabis Enjoyment Club.