HEY DUDE! DO YOU WANNA HELP ME SMOKE MY CAR?

I read in a recent Associated Press story that a research team at the
University of New South Wales in Australia is working on a process to
develop car parts made from the cannabis plant.

I can see it now: A couple of ol' boys named Hairy and Slick
(depending on their haircut) go to the junkyard, buy a car and strip
out the cannabis parts, then advertise in the paper for an industrial
meat grinder. Then they invite all the neighbors over for a pot party.

All legal - no law against smoking your car.

You might think I don't have much respect for beer-guzzling potheads,
but who else would leave beer bottles and all kinds of paper scraps,
diapers, etc., all over parking lots, parks, lakes and now even at
the airport, where such litter might cause plane damage?

Some of these people or their families might be passengers on these
planes, and their own children have to play around in the mess they
make.

At food stores, I see shopping carts left in parking spaces. I have
seen all manner of food, even frozen food, that someone has picked up
at one end of the store and left on a shelf at the other end after
deciding he didn't want it - all the while probably thinking, "I
really did something and got away with it."

You can tell their brains are not up to par. And they will have to
pay, sooner or later.

No, I don't have any respect for beer-guzzling potheads.

Doyle W. Purcell

Borger