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 | Posted by » soyfunk on Fri Aug 12, 2005 @ 2:26am ... a comon example of a crack monkey in it's natural enviroment. when not doing the "sleep standing up" routine, ethusiasts may find such specimens practising their yoga in front of gallery entrances throughout the vancouver downtown area. |
 | Posted by » soyfunk on Mon Aug 8, 2005 @ 3:44am disgruntled railroad worker go berserk. holy bukowski! |
 | Posted by » soyfunk on Mon Jun 27, 2005 @ 2:47am donut donut breadbread and repeat. it's a waltz. you know? |
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 | Posted by » soyfunk on Tue Jun 28, 2005 @ 9:21pm a "do" or "don't" ?!? leave your comments |
 | Posted by » soyfunk on Mon May 2, 2005 @ 6:22pm props master on set. say word.>>> working on a set of a documentary that lucy danced in.>>> i shot that lightbulb out two times across the room, no problem, with a bb gun. ughhh! look at that screwface's hard too! Posted by » Toltech on Sun May 1, 2005 @ 10:19am that looks pretty cool...it's pretty good looking....I guess it's pretty good looking... |
 | Posted by » nter on Wed Mar 30, 2005 @ 11:51pm i like this pic alot it almost looks like shes scaned sep from the fold Posted by » soyfunk on Sun Mar 27, 2005 @ 11:55pm Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever... We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate... I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... But I STILL love technology... Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above... always and forever, always and forever... Why do you need me? Why do you love me? Always and forever... |
 | Posted by » soyfunk on Tue Mar 29, 2005 @ 12:48am meet my uncle viseth. he's this really cool bum artist uncle who got a moded steinberger guitar with a built-in distortion pedal. he used to rock a bob dylan haircut to school and used to tell me when i was a kid about how he had one woman for the morning, one for noon and one for the evening. he refused for be married for a long time cause he's an amazing jack of all trades who called himself "david mussant" and had tons of sugar mamas that dressed him head to toes in timberland gear. my new aunt who's name i don't know (she only speaks chinese - uncle used to skip school and hire chinese tutors) is probably super chill if he'd settle with her... so whatever. all the men on my mom side got married really old. |
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 | Posted by » soyfunk on Sun Mar 27, 2005 @ 11:58pm Your sandy hair floats in the air... To me it's like a lullaby... I'm just flying by... Oh so high... like a kite... tied to a skate... |
 | Posted by » Nie on Thu Jan 20, 2005 @ 1:11pm You can't possibly get caught in such a situation...but who would agree to be part of such a pic? The hell did you guys tell him? ....looks like he wants to be slapped: lol! Posted by » tuesmondieu on Mon Jan 17, 2005 @ 4:30pm this pic is hilarious!! I love it. I look at it every day when i wake up. It puts a smile on my face |
 | Posted by » Mali on Wed Sep 1, 2004 @ 9:33am awww Bonjo!!! what a adorible dog!!!:) I want to see chico! |
 | Posted by » kashes on Sun Apr 4, 2004 @ 3:06pm the picture's enchanting. i understand why you didn't want to set up a tent and sleeping bags now.. you were one avec la nature. Posted by » soyfunk on Thu Dec 25, 2003 @ 4:28am *deep breath* AHHHHHH! enchanting Cortes island. This is a view from my "camp" basically where i slept every night on the beach gazing at the infinit stars in the sky with my buddy Travis with who i never really talked but everything was in perfect communication. we built drums shells together, built an INSANE raft and took turns stoking the fire. pure lazy beach bumming time with never having to chop any wood cause there's was ample drift wood sitting around. In the far distance lies the totally desolate and unhabitat part of island... the mountains never stop for as far as you can see. it was on some lord of the ring type shit. luckily no cougars ever venture to our part of the beach (Hanks beach in Manson's landing). Nobody ever disturbed us there. It was fucken great. i built a xylophone type instrument out of drift wood and we made music all day while eating blackberries folded into white bread roasted over the fire. we called em blackberry struddles. |
 | Posted by » kashes on Wed May 19, 2004 @ 10:34pm hahaha i can't believe you guys wear the same underpants and you're so damn proud of it too. ahahahaaaaa go winners! Posted by » cloak on Sun Mar 21, 2004 @ 6:14pm i once talked to him about my spiritual convictions, 7am metro villa, with a cheapbeer breath and godknows runny mind. sorry. |
 | Posted by » Toltech on Mon Apr 19, 2004 @ 7:08am hey that name sounds like "The Supremes" when you say it like me. Posted by » soyfunk on Sat Apr 10, 2004 @ 5:42pm two of em were my dads cousin and two my my dads brothers. rocking all of phnom penh |
 | Posted by » soyfunk on Mon Jul 19, 2004 @ 8:44pm i got the same hair as eyedea. on purpose. psyche. i'm just pretty. >>> that's him at the first def jux tour. aesop didn't even show up... also i got the ABSOLUTE last aesop t-shirt on the tour in size XXL Posted by » DAVETOTHEGRAVE on Wed Jul 14, 2004 @ 10:29am if thats eyedea the rapper im going to shoot myself in the face :/ |
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 | Posted by » soyfunk on Sat Apr 10, 2004 @ 5:46pm nah. he never ever smoked apparently. he just looks fresh all the time like that. runs in the family. |
 | Posted by » soyfunk on Sat Apr 10, 2004 @ 5:43pm he trained three times a day and was assistant instructor in two different schools. i been using the one punch kill since 1981 |
 | Posted by » soyfunk on Tue Dec 23, 2003 @ 12:53am Hope (B.c) i been through this town twice. the local kids in this town are coolest peeps around. they're so used to greet travellers like me passing through town. this is a picture from a little park where i was gearing up before i was gonna start hitching out of town. the previous night i was sleeping on a gazeebo where the kids were telling me about meth-heads running around at night in a certain part of town... oh yeah this is exactly the place where they film RAMBO PART ONE!!! WICKED!!! oh yeah... don't be surprised about hearing DnB in the most random spots of B.c, there's tons of DJ's in these little random town... like Cortes' population is 500 and there's probably 50 Dj's and they all play Dark Dnb/breakcore/idm type shit. |
 | Posted by » kashes on Thu Apr 15, 2004 @ 11:36am dude i knew that walking staff was going to be of good use to you.. haha Posted by » soyfunk on Tue Dec 23, 2003 @ 12:55am at longbeach i met a bunch of australian and japanese surfers. we built this HUGE bondfire our of logs... it was at least 10 foot high and the flames at 15. fucken nice! these dudes recognized my walking staff which i purchased in Mt-ayers in Magog... that was hometown of these guys (small fucken world) so they let me sleep in the couch in the living room of their motel room. it's quite normal to meet quebec peeps out west. |
 | Posted by » soyfunk on Sat Apr 10, 2004 @ 5:53pm papa is the one with the guitar next to the drummer. that's mojo right there. |
 | Posted by » soyfunk on Mon Apr 5, 2004 @ 11:22pm one of the diving spot. too bad i didn't know how to swim; well i still don't know how <<<random comment>>> a thought i had the other day. i accepted a lost on my first day gone solo on vancouver island... it was a roll of film of pictures i took right before entering the highway child. it'll turn-up eventually... i can only believe that it will. these were photos from the very early part of my trip and they problably represent a deeper emotion. it included my 3 day walk along the rideau canal/river and a bunch of other humble but beautifull memories.>>> i wanna learn how to swin so i can mack on mermaid in cortes like haknuman did with sreyracha.. then get the poon. Posted by » kashes on Sun Apr 4, 2004 @ 3:04pm when we go camping again this year, i can teach you how to swim a little. cool? yeah i won't try to drown you... |
 | Posted by » kashes on Sun Apr 4, 2004 @ 2:54pm having met you sam, once you established the rules and that i'm always wrong, my life has become much simpler. thank you sam, really, from the bottom of my heart. Posted by » soyfunk on Wed Mar 31, 2004 @ 9:53pm there's nothing ever to worry about. she's wrong. i'm right. |
 | Posted by » PoiSoNeD_CaNdY on Tue Feb 24, 2004 @ 11:29pm fucken beautiful. i'd love to travel to BC someday Posted by » soyfunk on Mon Dec 22, 2003 @ 11:29am people in these parts of brittish columbia as blessed every single morning with the most beautifull views of these wicked ass mountains. unfortunatly i don't have any picture from Nitnat on vancouver island where i never saw a single baldheaded eagle... I'D SEE TWO OR THREE BALDHEADED EAGLE AT ONCE. nitnat was fucken dope. |
 | Posted by » Hhm on Mon Jan 5, 2004 @ 12:29am hahah..ya..too bad u cant swim..if she was as hot as u say.. Posted by » Zz.ee.vV on Tue Dec 23, 2003 @ 5:18pm why, why didnt you jump in there with her dude..???????!?!? Posted by » soyfunk on Tue Dec 23, 2003 @ 12:46am bad picture. to get to our part of Hank's beach you had to walk/climb/Ninja these crazy ass rock formation cliffhanger steez. it was dope. I spent so much time meditating sitting on patches of moss ontop of these rocks. one time coming back from Manson's landing we met this woman sitting there. i exchange smiles with her while Travis was telling her about this cliff diving spot. me and travis get to our drum making business. we turn around later and she's swimming naked in the water. SHE WAS AMAZONIAN HOT!!! first female i saw in a while apart from nasty old lady that worked at the store in town... what am i saying there were tons of hot chicks out there and they're all healthy yoga, rawfoodist, free-spirit types. DUDE SHE WAS NAKED!!! but i tried really hard not to look and feel pathetic just cause she was there. oh well... |
 | Posted by » soyfunk on Tue Dec 23, 2003 @ 12:54am so i get a ride into tofino after waking up in a infotourism center's washroom floor halfway to town. tofino was so fucken boring so i decided to take a nap sitting down on a bench in front of the co-op, wake up and said "FUCK THIS PLACE". I get a ride in this van and nobody is talking to each other. apparently they were going to pick up some herb and while one dude was collecting the money and ran to the sellers shack i started talking with this australian couple (hitchikers) that was sitting in the back. laters talk with the driver and found out where were going. here i am at longbeach... hehe funny how you only get picked up by rides that you're meant to get picked up by. this other hichthiker on the ride had the most amazing story about his travels in southamerica... he told me about this journey cause my walking staff remind him of the one he had to abandon in mexico. he was a shaman. |
 | Posted by » soyfunk on Tue Dec 23, 2003 @ 12:50am i fell in love with the arbutus trees and thats where i kept all my gear. we left our stuff there for two days straight and nobody was ever around to fuck with it. sometimes we'd find people on our beach but people on this island are too righteous to fuck around. ahh yes arbutus tree; beautifull wood, bright red berries and the crimson red bark peels off like paper. beautifull! sometimes at sunset we hitched a ride to Smelt Bay where all the locals gathered to watch the sun go down. We'd have a fire going and sleep right beside it everynight never have to worry about rain... cause fuck.. this place is always beautifull. wake up early enough every morning to check trash for beer bottles before the parc maintenance dude got em heheh |
 | Posted by » soyfunk on Tue Dec 23, 2003 @ 12:48am these lousy picture can't capture the intensity of the colours of sky at dusk or dawn. I have vivid memories of walking along this narrow "path" going back and forth to Manson's Landing where me and Travis did all our berrypicking, exploring the rest of island ( there was even a castle!!) and pop bottle collecting for the scrilla. this path was on some lord of the ring type shit... one time we even had to walk on it in pitch darkness. all i was able to see was my feet on the dirt path or the sky through the trees when i looked straight up. amazing! someday i'll be back under the purple fushia skies before the stars come out to dance in Cortes... =) |
 | Posted by » soyfunk on Mon Dec 22, 2003 @ 11:07am long beach (tofino) it's crazy watching the tide... and NOT watching the tide. I was sitting ontop of this huge rock formation... island sort of thing enjoying the sounds of the ocean. this was the west coast of vancouver island and i coudn't go any further west unless i jumped in the ocean... i don't know how to swim so i decided instead to just sit there and look far into the horizon where lies my motherland somewhere across the sea. around the rock formation the tide brought up at least waist-high of water. i was screwed but it was fun trying to keep a 40Kilo backpack dry. |
 | Posted by » soyfunk on Mon Dec 22, 2003 @ 11:01am so this is outside Lytton (B.c) as i'm hitching for a ride back home... or at least trying to make it to Calgary for that night. the lady that picked me up in Hope (B.c)that morning gave me a whole history lesson about the natives around that area, Login union workers and then dropped off where you're looking at now (view from the mountain side highway). She didn't let me leave without some advice and a handfull of pro-communist litterature. I got picked up by my first Truck ride right there. Dude was chill enough to let sleep on the top bunk in the back of the truck. Got to Calgary the following night at 10pm. |
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