» soyfunk said @ Tue Mar 29, 2005 @ 12:48am

meet my uncle viseth. he's this really cool bum artist uncle who got a moded steinberger guitar with a built-in distortion pedal. he used to rock a bob dylan haircut to school and used to tell me when i was a kid about how he had one woman for the morning, one for noon and one for the evening. he refused for be married for a long time cause he's an amazing jack of all trades who called himself "david mussant" and had tons of sugar mamas that dressed him head to toes in timberland gear. my new aunt who's name i don't know (she only speaks chinese - uncle used to skip school and hire chinese tutors) is probably super chill if he'd settle with her... so whatever. all the men on my mom side got married really old.