i have a paypal account :b

havent used it in a while but it should be active and shit. no money in there right now, though, not sure how long it takes to put moola there

what is there to be surprised about. we all know that bisexual girls, especially ones that are more guys-inclined, are every dude's dream ;)

hrm scotty i do believe that comment was a little overboard

jackie knows whats up.

its funny how my topic made its way through a barrage of non-related posts. god bless the quick-reply function

too many to list

some, i guess...:

nature wise: ocean, wind rattling leaves, seagulls, much more

musical: violin, grand piano, hoover, vocoders, juno sweeps, 303, MUCH more

gaming/FX: that "aaahhhhh" from duke3d where you fall from a tall building, doom's classic "shhhhhhhhikapah", earthwormJim3 sounds, jj2 sounds... countless more

I never said our porn had porn in it.

definitely not the last one :)

no kiddin i wash.. i ust said its easier... u dont have to fold/unfold nuthin... :D

i didnt mean ONLY you but yah you fit the bill sarahle

so no group sex huh. cmon, it coulda been fun.

oh well.. i wasnt gonna do this thing anyways :)

which is much easier to do when ur cut :D

no beef with the elephant nosed ones tho... this shouldnt become an argument,... a penis is a penis!

Thanks Lee! :)

part of me is with God now....















... ahhh bollocks who believes that anyway. Circumcizion is good for hygiene though.

haha :b :b :b @ G0rd0

thanks dude. i get a buzz every time i get up from my desk and im not even on drugs.... all kinds of fun!

btw, awesome avatar. reZpekt :)

bwahaha no :(

i got knife

but then... when i grew up a bit girls seemed a bit more eager to give me head than my 4skinned friends... gotta suffer for the long term benefit i guess.

something never thought possible.

oh well, there is a first time for everything.

im at work and cracked out on .75 hr of sleep last nite and buckets of coffee.


thread.

you got it jackie. the original that started it all.

7 secs is the up-down time.. eshesh when yr in highschool



:lol j/k

nah, he just says them blessings

its the girls that did the sucking

and i never said i didnt bless THEM. they bless me first, then its my turn :)

ok TMI warning again.











My dick was blessed multiple times. Once, when I was 8 days old. The other time when I was 13. Third time happened at 16, except it was a very cute, female non-rabbi. Since then, I've lost count to my blessings :lol

i really think this will be sausageville with the minor exception of some prissy teases who will enjoy all the attention but wont go home with any of the sausage posse (so dont get your sausages...i mean hopes up). :b

hopefully I'll be hitting IDJ that nite with a certain very special cutie ;)

One is better than none! ;)

Actually I dont think semen is kosher. Then again, if the penis is circumcized I'm sure it's fine since its owner made a pact with God.



Dont scroll down if you're anti - TMI......




































...my foreskin is buried in the sacred grounds of the ancient, ~4000 years old synagogue ruins in holy Zefat.

^- ph33r. m310n5 g510r3! h4h4h4h4h4 0wnz

The whale pack ejaculates 400 gallons of semen into the ocean, but only 10% makes it home. Now stop asking why the ocean is salty.

wanna see more where that came from? go register on the IDJ board.

But yeah Jesus is is a great smiley isnt it :) I also got this one or this one

It WAS porn!..... without porn.

Now I'll leave you guessing as to what that is. Nimi knows. HJehe. Nimz ill send u the pics soon. Cant wait to get ur OK to post :lol

oh cmon its so obvious why two displays.

can anyone say MULTIPLAYER???

link doesnt work.

and for those concerned with spam, MailWasher Pro. it really does help alot

ive seen part of this commercial on tv somewhere lololol

pretty funny :) and carlos im not that much of a stereotype.. i dont follow football for a while now and suck at playing guitar.. gimme a synth anytime tho. plus i dont forget birthdays. all the sex stuff is 100% on point tho :)

now now

lets not descend to racial comments here

just clearing this out for kawfin, really :b

im in NDG, very close to Vendome metro

hiway entrance like right next to me, its 10mins drive to the club, and i drive a van that can fit 7 ppl.

my living room can easily accomodate 20+ peeps, or 10 real comfortable. i've had after-after-parties in here with pretty large crowds back when i had a couple empty bedrooms hehehe

theres a SAQ like 5 blocks away from me on sherbrooke :P and a supermarket half a block away. so to get beer and booze one needn't go far...

plus ill provide some of that green shit.

:b i think its pretty good an option hehe

the difference is in what happens after ;)

cool well keep my option in mind either way :)