yeah its nice

only works in the US though

i aint tryina disrespect bros who trace dusk til dawn, but i likes to do some tracing of my own -with my figers over huns curves, makin them groan;
ladies purr, when intense senations with my tongue i stir; better learn how to satisfy yo woman or its gonna be my turn, aint tryna be a thorn but im a make some home porn. cuz im horny, fuck the honeys all night and morning, flip em on they back and stomache - body turning; feed em breakfast then fuck em again - bonus round, make em lose a couple pounds, making all kinds of sounds. yo i know no bounds - they be leaving my hizzy dizzy, yo some say im sleazy, but for sheezy all i wanna do is fuck nice and easy - O for an O, get my flow? those who need to know know, and those who dont, i dont give a fuck yo. so - check my flow, check my style, check my profile, check my mothafuckin microphone, its been a little while since i busted a freestyle; but im back, so lets see whos got them ill skillz and whos fuckin wack.

SCREWHEAD LIVE at Le Chill Tonite!!

Info [ www.rave.ca ]

ISS TONITE

come support our very own Dj Screwhead and the IDJ Family!!

I've been takin care of Fred dont worry everyone :P

check him at Le Chill this Saturday

coming soon... riding a mother near you

the fact that shit like this actually happens makes me sick to my stomache... I agree with Ian she should serve full sentence...

This has to do with the way butches cut chicken's neck in general...

One of my great grandpas back in Ukraine was a butcher. He used to secure the chicken between his knees, pull on its head (stretching the neck) with one hand and cut it with the other.

Of course this doesnt explain the dude being NAKED when cutting a chicken's neck as well as STRETCHING AND CUTTING HIS OWN WEEWEE instead.

I guess he was really sleepy.. geez

[ alertnet.org ] is actually owned by Reuters.. so I'd consider it pretty reliable. It only happened 15 hrs ago so it'll probably be on other news later

Romanian mistakenly cuts off penis, dog eats it
04 Oct 2004 13:52:15 GMT

BUCHAREST, Oct 4 (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said on Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

[ www.alertnet.org ]

Go Heather Go!!! :D

moooore piiics! ;) which event is this one from

How do you know Damo? I know him too... isn't his real name Eric?

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ohhh shit jess u fuckin hot ass mama

fear, fear American Pie Hole.....

I dunno lotsa nicks around here are original its hard to say which are more... everything peeps mentioned is good.. theres more users who dont post who have some kick ass nicks as well

anyways what do I know, I have my real name for a nickname :)

"ability to customize" says it all

i think it has its positive sides and negative sides

some things shouldnt be JUST pics, maybe name too.

or best of all, make it customizable. whar lists are pics used for, and what nicks.. let the users decide

few preset user page templates could be cool too. user pages are already personalized by color scheme so why not take it to the next level?

i own [ montreal-rave.com ]

hehe

its a placeholder now but itll prolly be a tourist oriented site.. once the sit eis up ill link [ rave.ca ] :D

being asleep at 7am. im gonna compensate by finally going to sleep now. geez

maybe im crazy but im pretty sure i caught a glimplse of mike in mtl, near the academy last sat

cool, looking forward to this

happy birthday Eldar! get drunk, get laid, and then its time to have a successfull and kickass year :D

also this thread should be moved to silly games

fucking great :lol :lol :lol

whatever happened to the local forums (mtl, to, etc)?

WE HAVE THE CUP
WE HAVE THE CUP
WE HAVE THE CUP
WE HAVE THE CUP
WE HAVE THE CUP

And looks like there will be nobody to take it from us, too

AHAHAHAHAHAAAA.

you dont attend the thai boxing at Senshido school do you?

I'm going to start in october.. it'll be so hilarious if you go... I'm choosing YOU to spar with FIRST buddy

good, maybe then you can finally....

you guys are all hilarious

personally i just do my biz as fast as possible and get the hell outta there

you peeps are neglecting your vegetables

:lol

i missed the whole early crew, looks like. regardless, AMAZING event, IDJ is back in force, and everyone was having lots of fun as usual. It even lasted 2 hours more than planned :D

Worry not, Fred is in good hands indeed.

heh, i made it to Mickos' eye candy post. Nice tooth Mickos! :D

on a more eye candy note, I took this from Lunna's profile, this pic totally rocks:

happy birthday Carolicious :) wish you tons of fun, success and intense multiple orgasms ! ;)

I'm lining up some Will Gibson & HP Lovecraft for when I get some free time soon

also very nice, by Nikolay Bolytchov:

one of my fave contemporary Russian painters: Sergey Makovey

ah, the search for greener pastures...

Friday night slow start (laronde fuckup) but due to Lindsay & Sharon's hospitality (thanks!) was quite chill

Saturday and Yesterday absolutely amazing and thats all Im gonna say

Paul, tha woman? do tell hehe

looks like just our crew (IDJ posse+Friends, my friends and some RW peeps) is 22 people already. This is gonna be sick.

nice!

the one on the mid-right kinda looks like katie

im gonna be at my VSL office probably around that time

its located right behind Place Vertu so if you drive you can come see me easily

hmm ill msg you my cell for getting in touch purposes