they still clock it at +10... two days left, i think its for sure

man, its gonna be so fucked up on friday

theyre all gone.. hope u guys enjoy...

sketch factor... ask a friend or someone at a party


p.s. berri shit is wack.

i would probably rather spend $50k on like a nice car or something when im old

haha, there probably are

women use our service alot.... ;) ;) ;)

Radu bro come to cafe chaos this sat. We'll talk about life, irc, philosophy and abandoned breweries :)

dude just go on winmx and do some random searches

yah the one of Isa is pretty stunjning if I do say so myself

Haha sorry I got your hopes up ;) I only had minimal time to spare on dissing you even back when I had more incentive to do so - you don't matter THAT much, you know.



Got me there, done that a few times :b This was, however, a question thread, not "do something differently from what you do now" thread :b Also I think I'd be able to keep that going on a far more regular basis with alot less effort as a cunning dyke.

That aside, I also id mention LESBO orgies. It's alot easier to pick up bi/lesbo chicks as a chick, which I'm sure you know. You got a major advantage triggering that "safe, not a threat" factor, not to mention its alot harder for chicks to find other chicks who are down with whatever dirty little secrets they harbor.. you girls are also a competitive sort. I could totally play on this as myself in a girl's body.

How faux european, spelling guess with e.

Ian good post, but you gotta realize, all the points you listed (plus some others) are the reason WHY he does it... People will always have the need to feel good about themselves, and many will attempt to do so by demeaning others, after all, that takes alot less effort than self improvement.

the 99c charge is not on ALL calls but all calls that are on special (i.e. jpeg above). There are area codes with no special and a per-minute charge.. check the site for a full list [ www.1011buz.com ]

and obviously we expect the customers to use the service if its beneficial to them :) in some areas we kick total ass, some arent that great but thats biz. thats why isnt a subscription service, but rather on a per-call basis

I love how you say it with such conviction. Oh well, at least you actually posted on topic as well, for once.

P.S. since cock chasing is so much on your mind, check out the picture thread :lol

Vince bro looks like you already got adaware and spybot, just update those to most recent versions with all the upgrades and run both one after another (I recommend SpyBot first). It should clean 99% of your shit...

Ok this is a repost from [ VampireFreaks.com ] [ ] thread here)

What would be the first thing(s) YOU do if you were miraculously (no, surgery is not considered a miracle) transformed into the opposite gender?

Most people answered: get oral sex. Cant really blame them, but I decided to be a little more elaborate :) I'll start - If I'd turn into a girl, I would:

* Be a lesbian, definitely a lesbian.
* Stock up a year worth of painkillersfor when that time of the month hits. And mood alleviators (like St Johns Wort) for the PMS. Ask my roommates to shoot me if I start throwing plates at the wall for no apparent reason.
* Birth control...BIRTH CONTROL!!!
* Master martial arts and carry improv weapons (e.g. keyrings with long, sharp keys) so that I would never be threatened by men.

Now for the fun part, I'd:

* STILL pee standing up - girls who are curious how: [ www.cabaretvoltaire.com ] it out (hi jackie! :))

* Use all those interesting techniques I know on my OWN vagina and see how it really feels. Improve techniques as a result.

* Definitely have sex with all my lesbian and bisexual girl friends (and any other attractive females i could seduce), and make it the roughest, wildest girl2girl sex of their life.

* As a challenge, seduce a heterosexual girl (btw, all girls have it in them to be bisexual IMHO) and teach her how to give the best clit lickin, g spot caressing, powerful orgasm inducing stimulation.

* Use my newfound female charm to get major advantages in carreer/business and get ahead in any other area of life. Tease men to oblivion without having sex with them (and if they go aggressive, read above part about not being threatened).

* Visit some of my bitchy ex-gf's without them knowing it's me, seduce them, give them the best time of their life for a week or two, get them really attached and emotional, and then when they least expect it, break it off and rub in in their face (like pickup the hottest lesbian couple in a bar and go home with them).

* Yeah, did i mention MASSIVE LESBO ORGIES WITH LOTSA HOT GURLS AT MY HOUSE EVERY WEEKEND???

:D

+ So much more.... :)

And what about you?

ice ice baby

true, they say it's 8C now. But it's bound to be not too cold around then, I think :)

its all about the crack houses

that bondage pic was just wrong

cmover, we'll make you toaST:b

So the weather channel predicts it's gonna be +15C next Thursday.

[ www.theweathernetwork.com ]

Although I really prefer that over -40, that just cant be good.

i built the company man

i dont own it, but i've built the entire switching system and the infrastructure.. and no i dont administer the text on the website, or it;d be alot better :b

anyway here are the current promo rates, if someone is payin more you a suckaaa :)

I find that Adaware, Sweeper and Spybot complement eachother nicely.

I'll wait till there are more reviews out on that microsoft thingie...

You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!

I know theyre leaving for TO tomorrow... you could email fred at djscrewhead@hotmail.com for info

ill stick with my spybot, sweeper and adaware...

microsoft spyware removal tool sounds way sinister to me, esp in beta stages

[ www.lyricsfreak.com ] the opinion of the entire staff that dexter is criminally insane

w0rd

we just kickstarted a slew of new prices as of 2005, check the site

anyone want a gmail invite? google just reloaded my invites back to 6 since i've used em all

Dan, I'm so happy the tsunami didn't get you bro. Three cheers for mountain hiking. Hope you doing good

apart from making ravewave, that is :b

goddamn cops

i showed at 6:30 when it was closed...

410, u fuckers. how ironic Ian you dont even smoke weed

^-- cuz the almighty cloak said so!

so much for hippies, i guess...

me too. happy new year everyone and especially Noah for making this kickass site and generally being really fucking cool. W0rrrrd!

get off your high horse scott, u always were the main hater!! hehe

anyways u make kickass music so youre cool, happy new year dude :b

and reality only sucks if u make it suck... kinda like a teenage skoolgirl who never tasted dick

we all make our own reality

if something aint right, i rather get off my ass and work towards bettering shit than just diggin myself in deeper by thinkin and talkin about how much everything sucks


wtf people, lighten up!

happy new fucking year!!!!

There is a difference between obvious advances which you can politely ignore, and reciprocated obvious advances :b Unless you encouraged her, I don't see wahet the problem is. You did though, didn't you :)

I stand by my earlier post, if you feel that you can enjoy sex with her, go for it, if not, don't. You say she's got a cute face - capitalize on that and get head! :lol

Haha, Fred, I think he's trying to justify it to himself more than anything ;)

Jordan if you feel like you'd have fun man.. you dont need society's approval.. go fuck her bro, just make sure you eat your calcium if you plan on letting her be on top :b

Personally im just not aroused by fat girls, even somewhat chubby is a so-so for me and needs to compensate with other aspects. And thats not being shallow, its having a preference when it comes to physical arousal. I can have long intellectual convos with smart fat chicks... no problem.. but I'm mos def staying limper than a hanging dish towel the whole time :b

If you arent limited in this way, power to you... if you can enjoy yourself where I cant, go for it!

On the other hand I'd be iffy about using her as arm candy if I were you, regardless of your sexual preferences.

And if you arent attracted to her (or at least to sexual escapades she could provide) in the least, dont fuck her. Sympathy sex never leads to anything good.


Oh yeah and if you're really looking for a way out (as opposed to convincing yourself its ok to make your way in ;) ), its simple man... just pretend you dont notice her sexual advances and avoid avoid avoid being one-on-one with her, if you really need to talk to her or something - bring a friend or do it in a social setting. Unless she's a raging nympho who doesnt care about people watching, you should be ok.