same here... like i wrote in one of my rhymes, "24/7/12 im like a summer fling, feelin like a bunny during spring" :lol

im in my boxers too

and the only reason im not fully naked is cuz im workin from the comp at my parents house.

u guys i wish i had your problems


i have TOO MANY valentines... fuck girls gonna be offended if i dont take em.. daymn

all you valentineless peeps should go to the BITCHES PARTY! check it out here: [ www.bitchescrew.com ]

it looks so good im prolly going despite my "problem" above. thank god its not on the actual 14th

mmm hmmmmm

heather you tease ;)

i think spongebong hemppants is gay. in that happy gay way

Not to take away from this deep discussion you guys are having.. but...







I wonder if the word 'hemmoroids' came from 'Sodom & Ghomorrah' . Sodom->Ghomorrah like Sodomizing->Hemmoroids :lol too far of a stretch? you, the viewers decide!!!

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Rick bro.. if you guys got any used LCD screens for cheap, I'm so game :)

^-- agreed, except that the higher power comes before everyone.

there are definitly things out there that are immensly bigger than ourselves, but somehow i really doubt those things really care about us scampering humans.

I'm an agnostic with a good dose of gnosticism when it comes to practical applications. Figure that one out :)

Holy shit is this for real?

And if so, is he now permanently retarded? As if the heroin wasnt enough....

mine has nitrous kits and shoots fire out the exhaust

some punk ass cokehead tried to mug me in the west about a year ago with a switchblade.

i grabbed his knife holding hand and we went down. as we fell, he cut my chin a bit (i cover the scar with beard), but i slashed across his palm nice and gashy as I took his fucking knife from him by repeatedly banging his hand on the concrete.

then we got up and after a second of eye contact the fucker ran away.

i dont usually tell this story since i dont wanna seem like im some sort of Rambo, for me it was pretty much survival instinct plus adrenaline. but there you have it.

i vote for Raveoli

dude, i dunno about 'hold my glowstick' as a pickupline.. lol...

WHO DOES THAT??

jesus get a damn van

i like my car mp3 player not to show it off but to listen to music

btw not a bad car ;)

i want the dough thats rightfully due to me from 999 sources (late contract payments, old tenants running off owing me money, friends owing me money, relatives owing me money, even the stupid government owes me some money that im supposed to receive next tax)

getting that would really solve all my problems right now

give a half to your dog. if it doesnt die youre probably ok :b

seriously tho, there are testing kits available out there by mail order. do some google searching...

Judaism is very internalist as opposed to CHristianity and Islam, which thrive on converting anyone

for some branches of Judaism you can convert and be considered a true Jew, but even so, the conversion is a long process of learning the holy texts and ritual and actually being tested (as opposed to jew-by-blood who are just welcomed and can learn at their own pace), plus of course you have to kiss your foreskin goodbye (not necessarily literally :b)

for some of the more strict orthodox sects, you can never be a Jew if you havent been born one (which means your mother or at least your grandma on mothers side had to be jewish), but those are a minority

heh.. its funny, my gramps from mom's side is actually jewish. so i can join anytime.. na na na... but fuck it who wants to not be able to have sex or go out on friday nights anyways

i dunno who you mean, but i mean David Lazare

hes def a true jew from NYC, is married to a daughter of a rabbi, lives in hapstead and follows tradition to the letter

his band, however, are all tatooed dreadlocked metalheads

i remember this page.. hehe it has to be a joke


if not, i truly feel bad for the guy (in addition to wanting to kick his ass for making russians look bad)

ah, and here i was thinkin scotty has been workin on his game.... 8o

cant be as bad as asian.. hehe

yup them too

hahaha i like his beatboxing skillz... hes sorta overdoing the singing bit

i also know a heavy metal rocker hassidic jew in montreal, who released 3 albums and sounds kinda like christian rock

not to mention Remedy of wu-tang clan is jewish, and so are Necro and Ill Bill. And ali-G :b

the only reason im even remotely concerned about this its cuz its people i sorta know and consider to be better than doing this sorta shit, yaknow?

reno rocks

its bigger than most ronas and is cheaper

ronas are cool cuz theres more of em.. everywhere...

its like going to wal-mart versus your neighbourhood grocery/clothing/department store

heh u attention whores

i blame lack of sex

checkkk it ouuuutt.... looks like scotty landed a pretty fresh one!



yo scotty regardless of the fact that I think she's TOTALLY out of your league... congrats u goof.. hehe

radioactive lips

the fuck is up with all this recent neonazi shit

not cool at all

i love it.

rub that clit jackie... cum for us like the good girl you are >D

nahh.. keep'em, theyre too serotonin-drained for me. i definitely wouldnt wanna be there when their jaded phase (as in no more E) hits hehe






that is not to say i dont get turned on by a girl wearing an altered schoolgirl uniform viciously sucking on a pacifier

at least im not the mop. :lol

youre both crazy.


nice tree pic tho

bahhh fuck the hate

jaime les cocottes kebekois...

now you've done it. i dont think ill load this thread at work or anywhere near wholesome people, since i KNOW someone will post that self-fucking gif.

you want tickets??? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TICKETS!!!

theres no way im sharing any of my island gurlies with you man... you got your candy ravers, well trained in sucking (god bless pacifiers), what more do you want.

bring on the quebec city gurlies, theyre awesome and i Respect their choice to Peacefully Unite in Love often

jesus.. i knew there was this thing called winter blues [ www.outsidein.co.uk ] Affective Disorder), but winter Aggression... could it be?


Seriously people, lighten up for krissakes. And before all you jaded 'oldskoolers' start telling me that this shit is just funny, dont bother.. comedy doesn't necessarily have to be dark ya know.





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But the gurlie on Jeff's avatar has one hot leg. Yum.

and that is why i love french people.