pm sent :b

umm ya i just bumped into it while killing time reading old silly games threads: [ www.rave.ca ]

hahahah this thread is the one katie was talkin about in that Dating thread general discussions a lil earlier

figured itd be funny to bring it back.. any updates? :lol

"Alright, well first I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand and play with my asshole with the other. But don't stick your finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick it in you fucking friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches and fucking spanks in a Dixie Cup. And after that I wanna smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fucking flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie Cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then we throw the Dixie Cup out."

-Jason Mewes (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)

interesting :)

i dunno about being pelted with guinnes cans, but the rest doesnt sound bad

lemme get this straight, she is trying to glorify STDs by making a model of cervix surgery with light boxes and sound?

is it just me or is that extraordinarily twisted... and of course it had to be the carebear who posted it.

i was right all along.

anyone went on Monday? how was it

she is a bit of a prankster tho aint she

alright alright

ill give it another shot one of those days

i have a mad large collection of music.. but its all in fuckin disarray, loads of mp3 cds

yah, no disprespect but mine's bigger even with no foreskin. and im not the type who barely grows when gettin an erection... quite the opposite.








and no, i aint posting it.

yo meek i got an ill vagina, better yet i got a few
right now they in my house unwindin while i spit and murder you
and ill be back up in there grindin as your face turns blue
you think you an emcee but u nothing but a worn-out clownshoe
im white, but i got two black bodyparts - my nuts and my bamboo
try and step up to me, you gots no clue what you getting intO
your rhymes are used yellow and crusty while my shit's mad new
im like Naughty by nature i get yo ass stuck like glue
i knocked your teeth out,now you sporting dentures so that you can chew
your moms is fat cuz she drinks honey from the jar like winnie poo
i thought you knew
my daughter slaughtered you and your little dog too
while i may be an ill immigrant jew,
still spell better than you
so what u gonna do?
where is your crew?
i make a Meek stew
rip off your head and put it on a spike to get a good view
your hair is greasy so i dip that shit in mad shampoo
then brand yo forehead with a 'Z' tattoo, and im now im fuckin through.

now steve i promised you a comeback so behold now here it is
had your moms beg me for a cumbath, or just a drop of my jizz
sometimes u gotta get a little nasty in this rhymin biz
so deep inside her mouth i took a whiz right after she said please
u think your rhymin is so tight? then for you i got a pop quiz
how long did you spend writing to come up with all this mad cat piss?
last week i fucked your sis, her pussy reeked bad like old cheddar cheeze
after i anal-rammed her, had her give my shclong a nice deep kiss
hey yo i fucked that girl so hard i gave her beaver feaver
like necro, i cut your pieces pizza hut style with a rusty cleaver
but i wont put ya in a freezer to preserve you, no
i ground the meat and then bulk-sell it to a chinese restO
now you're alongside the general tao dog assortment
fat kids dont like how your remains taste, and put a condiment
they eating you, while i attach some needles to my condom and
its time for your honey to bend and take it up the back end
last nite you moms begged me for hours to butt fuck her and her friend
but i refused because shes ugly and i just can not extend
instead i had em blow me with them paper bags over the head
you wanna follow the 'step up to Z' tred? you end up dead.

it bugged out alot, guzzled memory, AAC sucks, music library gets corrupted for no reason....

happy womans days to all you ladies :) i dunno about 10mins and 49c but i contributed by getting my mom and sis some nice chocolates :b hehe

panagarm is a sentence that contains all letters of the alphabet once. check it, its true. i wonder what crazy people spend their merry time finding those...

anyway, its actually a pretty simple function of word.
[ support.microsoft.com ]

i guess database-wise

itunes' burning still sucks, i find. then again maybe theres a new and improved version since ~october 2004 when i made the conclusions about it

i really really didnt need to see this dick... as if having mike's and noah's (on top with a whole slew of dudes asses) posted online was not enough

well thats a nice contrast to the usual pictorial drivel you post joe

p.s. this thread sucks ass

(oh ya its also a panagram)

some bored microsoft geek was clearly into zoophilia.

it will only work if you have macros enabled, though.

someone should put this in the calendar

im mos definitely there... btw guillame i totally forgot to remind you about that domain shizz at klute so we can take care of that at the SAT

itunes sucks man, dont use it

theres so much better shit out there

yo mike

u in mtl these days? :b :b

bahaha... yo thats Yvon.,.. lololol

well arent we just so full of rhymes today, steve
throwin verbal dimes while i got c-bills up my sleeve
its alright tho u still got some time, so dont grieve
ima wait a bit before i rip off your lyrical weave
sure u spit some tight lines here and there but dont be naive
when off all this coding ill take a leave, ima relieve
all my ill shit like its mad explosives in tel aviv
so bend over and prepare to receive.

im waiting for more pics... whats up man only 37?? i still have pics of the crowd and shit but theyre mad dim and need some levels adjusting.. soon soon.. i know lotsa others took pics tho, lets see em!

i like camo, myself

never really worn it.. my camo gear consists of a bandana that i havent worn in years.. but it looks cool

bahaha..

yo dj karl marx, i missed your lyrical farts :) gots no time right now to throw verbal darts at yo bodyparts; i'll be back in this muffuka to kickstart more works of art, in the meantime watch out for that heavy shit - use a cart. so peace out from this one ill entertainer, oh and before i maim ya, who the fuck's Foreginer?

:b

hehe the new pics kick ass

what the fuck.... i think i may know this chick.. that is if she is a dyke and shes from verdun

oh right theres the link. mah bad..:D

to encourage people coming to elixir after IDJ, they should give out reduced passes at SAT :b or maybe offer a $5-1$10 discount to whoever shows a SAT coatcheck thingie or has a SAT stamp or something like that.

yeah thats a very nice ass

would be nice to see her face too .. see if the front is as nice as the bacl :D

pro pain, farted out methane, and aimed his heavy shit into the toilet but he dropped a bit, right onto his toolkit, and anyway i rather spit, about them times when i skins hit; step up fuckas, and lets see if you fit, to be pimpin legit. yo best believe - i got a pimp permit, twist up a bat an burn it, i gracefully grab a honeys ass and then i turn it, want respect? earn it - i just churn the derriere, its bare so i insert and burn it, horn it, my technique's complex but you can learn it: dont try to hard, dont be a retard, dont turn into lard, dont leave the chick mentally scarred; at all times you gotta regard, your composure, if you play it cool she blows ya and if not - middle finger she shows ya. i tolds ya, its all about the pose, yah, a proper posture will get you more play then a rose-uh. dont dose her with excessive sweetness or excessive bitterness, keep a balance and mix your behavioural tastes randomly - for her ignorance's bliss, when she knows exactly whatcha gonna do, you missed, the bulls eye and the attraction just died, and then from sex she'll shy, away. dont act all gay and dont pay for the chick everywhere you go, that cliche. better yet, just throw her in the hay and have it your way, just keep in mind you gots to have a delay before you spray; you know well that them 1-minute fuckas dont get much play, at best they gon bang her once or twice and then shes on her way; base your action on her attraction, and for a repeat, during fucking in yo head play a beat, and move to it; cant go wrong when you got music - use it, dont fuckin abuse it, i would recommend against playing gabber during seducing; or even during the cruising you need a more relaxed beat; theres more but in the meantime thats it. fuck this shit

*runs away*

i noticed that too. cmon mike...

made: idj last nite kicked major ass
made: klute ripped it like a muthafucka.
made: i take pride in being a modern day tarzan. thanks for making me realize that sharon :lol
sad: allegedly emcee miguel got shot in the head. r.i.p, miguek.
made: fun pics all over the place, including a proud trash-diggin hobo we saw on the way to zee car
made: breakfast with the morning crew, club wraps and chocolate cheescake with tea. yum yum
made: the little chill afterparty in my hizzy watchin Scary Movie with croutchie, poochie and bruce willis. u guys rock! :D
made: getting excessive daytime sleep
blah: and now....i got a full night of work ahead of me. yay :S

A great night in all respects... I'll probably write in more detail later cuz theres definitely lots to mention but for now im just gonna say WOW mad props to the hardworking IDJ crew, to the DJs and especially Klute for being mad tight, and everyone there for being just so fuckin chill. you all rock.

pics from yours truly will be up soon enough

happy birthday lindsssss :):):) best wishes & much love

^-- that was awesome ahahahaha i totally agree

the reason i call it scremo is cuz my cousin from jersey who got my sister into the music calls it that.. funny part is shes not even into the style