Date Posted: 2005/04/14 09:38:00 AM EDT
Author: M
Subject: *ANAL SEX 101* a primer.


Aaaaah, the poop shute ! Breaking in the puckered starfish .. ok, here's my 2
cents on unlocking the back-door loving with your special little anal-angel.

Girls have such varying views on taking it in the pooper . The first girl i
slept with when i first got to NYC was a butt-sex monster ! the first time we
were having sex she just pulled it out of her pussy and stuffed it in her ass
WITHOUT ASKING me.. I had to actually look down to verify what the hell had
just happened ! and then to further cement her place in the dirty-girl hall of
fame she pulled it out of her ass and stuffed it back in her pussy ! .. now
NEVER do this.. this can internally infect a girl and actually make her
sterile.. once in the pooter stay in the pooter, or take it to her mouth if you
want to get kinky with it.

This is in stark contrast to a girl I was in a relationship with previously who
was a)scared to death of taking it in the backdoor and b)considered it sacred
and wanted to save it for marriage.. This is actually a reoccurring theme that
i've been running into where girls want to save their virginal butthole for
that special sacred moment.. talk about back-asswards.

anyhow, if you want to stick her I think the best way to do it is assume -worst
case scenario-..

NEVER bring it up outside of a sexual encounter.. i've made the mistake before
of bringing it up over dinner or during another non-sexual moment.. This is
fine if she wants it or has no walls against BUT if she is resistant than up go
the walls and she'll be on the defense waiting for your anal advances.. There
is also the thought that you should forcefully dominate her into it.. I don't
think this is a good idea unless you are cool with only doing it once.. I've
done the anger anal-sex i'm gonna cram my manstick in your tight little ass you
filthy cockwhore before but she will forever remember you ripping her a new
asshole and will probably fight off repeat advances.

Here's what you do.. don't bring it up verbally.. Have normal sex with her, get
her super hot and bothered, start playing around her ass with your finger
rubbing around the edges until she is comfortable with that.. slowly penetrate
her with your finger. DONT ASK, just do.. be kissing on her, fucking her good
at the same time, looking in her eyes, etc and opening her up a bit.. reach on
the table and get a little lube for the finger and continue to penetrate her..
next, flip her on her stomach and fuck her from behind.. pull your cock out and
put the head right on her asshole and kind of push against it til its about to
go in.. keep massaging it against her and then whisper in her ear that you want
to stick it in her ASS..

She's already heated, her ass is already lubed up a bit, your cock is right
there ready to go, and you are telling her what you are about to do.. It's the
strongest place to be for anal negotiations..

When she gives the go-ahead be gentle.. put just the head inside her and wait
for her to adjust.. wait about 5-10 seconds before moving.. then slowly start
thrusting.. she should get to a point where you can pound away but its after
she stretches out a bit and you're properly lubed up. Make sure you're not
putting her in too much pain otherwise it might be a one time thing..

Also remember that anal sex is a risky procedure, if the cargo-hold is full you
might need to buy a new mattress !!!

Good luck my fellow scurvy infested booty pirates !!! AARRRRRrrrrr ! Give em
tha HOOK !

Date Posted: 2005/07/08 01:23:00 AM EDT
Author: Z
Subject: *ANAL SEX 102* - advanced mechanics and more

Great post Matteo! Thats almost exactly what I do, and it works
flawlessly.

To the curious about no-lube:

a) alot of girls will find it extremely arousing when you spit in their ass
(during the latter half of your advancements that is, or it may break the
moment).

b) Normally (and according to the progression outlined in this thread), you're
probably putting it in after her pussy and/or mouth, meaning youre lubricated
already. If she knows how to relax her butt, it might just be sufficient, and
spit can be added as needed.

c) Believe it or not, some girls love almost-dry anal. Not DRY since that would
be too painful even for the hardcore, but with that minimal amount of lube trickling
from her love-gate that almost feels dry. Think about it - guys masturbate dry all
the time. If a girl has good control of her rectum, same can be done.


Now then, lube issue aside, I think that a few points that are important have
been left out, so here goes:

-*ANAL SEX 102* - revisiting basics, advanced mechanics and more-

Obvious as it may be, it's a good idea to make sure she showers first. A shower
together can add to the foreplay (or even replace it - I've had girls literally
JUMP me the moment we got to the bedroom after a nice sensually-wash-eachother
shower), and add to the mutual comfort of your hands and her pleasure zones,
including those youre about to attack (but DONT GO TOO CLOSE just yet, esp. on
the firs time).

Come to think of it, what's also a good thing to do some time before you plan
the backyard onslaught in order to get her more comfortable with it is to pay
some extra attention to her ass that day, or when you make out. It seems
obvious but some people just don't plan that far back. DO IT. Grab it a little
extra, reach a little lower-and under than you usually do, just don't over do
it.

Now then, it seems missionary style sex is implied during the anal-warmup phase
by M saying 'flip her on her stomache' later on. Granted it is going to
work either way if youre a) taller than her or/and have long hands or b) into
it enough to do some shifting around/acrobatics to reach around and below to
her chocolate starfish anyway. However, this is not the only or I would say not
even the best position to warm her up due to simple mechanics.

Keep in mind, this is coming from a guy who is 6'3 ;). Down to it, some
positions are simply more favorable given what you're trying to do.

Of course you can dwell on that one for a while dreaming up all kinds of kama
sutra scenarios with scissor-crossed legs, side angles and an intricate
intertwining of bodyparts that would put twister to shame - no harm in a little
fun...

But it may interest the goal oriented amongst you guys that after some trial
and error I've come to a conclusion two positions work best for getting into
her back alley. They work well alone, and sometimes even better one after
another (if you can do a smooth transition). Behold.

First is the good old she on top of you. It's a whole lot easier to bend her,
have her arch her back and grab onto her butt firmly than if you're mounting
her and trying to hump away at the same time. Multitasking is great, but you're
risking either getting lost in the moment and not paying enough attention to
her hershey tunnel, or paying TOO much attention to it and your trouser warrior
losing posture. Beware... I'm sure each and every one of you (except maybe the
virgin lurkers) has been there. Her on top allows you to get pleasure from her
moving, grab her butt in a NATURAL motion without forcing it, move her in your
own pace and ultimately play with the tender inner sites of her buttcrack with
your index/middle fingers, slowly progressing to massage right on it.

Stop a second. I know this may be old news to some fo you, but decide which
finger(s) you gonna use to go inside/directly on her butthole, and which inside
her vagina - and don't mix those. Infections suck.

Now as we were saying, from massaging right on it its just like M said.
Penetrate, get comfort, slow down if she resists, the usual.

Disadvantage on using this position alone is simple. Your access to her clit is
limited. When you are REALLY playing with her pooper (I'm talking heavy massage
relaxing it and the going in point) you want her to feel as great as possible,
and the clit plays a major part in that.

Best thing if you want to cut to the chase directly from this position is to
get her to play with her clit - a lot of chicks (esp. after they reach
mid-twenties) do this on their own and that's great; if she doesnt, she might
just be shy and gently saying to her she should do it, that i'd be hot, may be
all you need. When she's all into playing with her clit, and youre fckuking her
deeply and sensually, anal play almost can't fail since it WILL feel good for
her due to feedback in the nerves around the anus. Alternatively to getting her
to play with herself, you can proceed into...

...the Second position which is the classic doggy-style. This one has a few
advantages of its own.

If you've progressed here from position one, all you need to do is continuously
play wth her ass (spanking may be a good thing here - a lot of girls are into
some degree of spanking and it gets them feeling dirty and adventurous), while
you lean over and start playing with her clit. If you know what you're doing
(and you should if you're reading this), soon enough she'll be in seventh
heaven of horniness ready for that derriere penetration (she hasn't stopped you
so far so she must have some idea of what's going to happen), so follow up with
straightening up and sticking the THUMB up her rear hallway. Slowly and gently
is key. Move in her rhythm. Let her move onto you. You'll find it's very
natural for a thumb to be in this position and move there in this position,
your hand can be on the small of her back and its a good anchor for
safety/calmness/security which should also make her feel good. Moreover, this
time you already got her in position so the sticking in your soldier part
should flow alot more naturally.

If you're starting with doggy style, I recommend getting really into the sex
first. Doggy style is a 'rough' position by nature, and coupled with some
spanking and hair pulling can get her into a really dirty mood. Squeeze her ass
as you go at it, rub it, slap it, adore it, say you love it (this of course is
good to do not only during doggy style). You can proceed with the chute-play at
this point, gradually and the rest is as usual.

A little side-note - I've found that that inner down-under curve of the
buttocks is quite the erogenous zone for most women. It's also very natural to
grab with her on top or any position facing eachother, so pay some attention to
it and she'll most probably love it.

Final point. M insists on getting the green light verbally. I don't think
this is always necessary. If in doubt, it's probably best to do it rather than
not; but if you are in tune with the moment - CALIBRATE. I mean it's obvious
isn't it? If you've been doing rounds on her lubed chute-ring with your right
thumb while reaching under and giving her an extended pre-orgasm with your left
mid-finger and she RAMS her booty back and down almost wanting to SWALLOW your
thumb with it as she is riding your c*ck - heck, I don't think there's a need
to do any asking. I'm sure you catch my drift.

Happy backdooring, gentlemen ;)

Originally posted by DJNEOFORM...

that's cause the women you meet are sex crazed swingers..! duuuh!

Originally posted by MDC...

every woman on earth gets wet over the prospect of childfren

Originally posted by ::PIXELIZED::...

- I'm sorry but you CAN'T get drunk at a family party and that's final

- or HIGH either