just because i called things their respective names without playin nice and respondin with a joke or just shutting up im macho now? nice world classification u got there

you started this shit, i never made no posts to look cool, think i give a flying fuck on how strangers precieve me based on a message board? and friends know me and i dont need to prove SHIT to them.

which brings me to another point. you dont know me. so why dont you go back into the Bag Of Shut Up which im sure youre a member of and shut up?

i wanna see pics...


and haha fred i totally forgot aBOut that nite that was hilarious

hiding from responsibility behind "im sarcastic so im cool" meaningless comments is even iller.

bro i wanna see elevation pics man! where can i look at em

cloak feel free not to click on my user pics, nobody compels you to do so. i know what my pics look like thank you very much, and wanted to check other peeps pics, hence the question to noah

in any case stay the fuck out of my biz please... its all good with zev when u need rhymes to steal but when user pics come up of course lets shove out 2 month old comment out of ben's bag. even ben doesnt post that shit anymore now. i bet deep down inside ur just pissed cuz i caught you plagiarizin'.

to sum it up, anyone who's got a problem with me, is welcome to either say it to my face or take a whiff out of mah used jimmy hat.

KAY?

meg u in mtl hein? coming to missing or whut

w0rd, we love u too bro
thats your 1998th post yo!
reprazenting the last century
to the best degree

they arent clickable for me! oddness

maybe i should change the font back to the old one or someshit

interactive action
mutual satisfaction
galaksy puts down them posts
in a second's fraction

ok the question has been answered by none other than KAWFIN and i realized i was just being unobservant


so iss all good... w0rd

cuz hes the lean mean postin machine; smoking green, throwing down mad dubs inbetween

i can only infect thru 3rd party condoms... so im harmless.


















unless that last chick i was with after being tested lied about bein clean :o

doubt it tho.

hey yer the one that mentioned it first...cloak

unless i work wed early, im there

come say whassup :)

always down for that shit... holla @ me at a party


PS: corrections aside, I always bust my lines out loud before writing em

satanic hamsterdance is better

yeah the whole idea was to infect the Bag.

they aint MY condoms ya know... :sex

*throws all kinds of used condoms into the bag*

here enjoy

u peeps bastardized this thread... good thing theres always mtljungle massive

aNd cloak, credit for my rhymes would be nice... even tho its a lil shit piece i didnt even put in a rhymin thread but in a idj review one... oh well

i actually find that old one is harder on the eyes cuz of thick lines

maybe im used to reading commercial sites tomuch, but fixedsys and courier wide HURTS ME

arial narrow is much better

this is better cuz u see more that fits on screen

easier on the eyes too

servin hamburger MCees
peeps who rhyme with glee

spittin bout purple clouds

and green trees

anyone who only the surface sees

will prolly think
that when i scratch behind my ears
im tryin' ta shake da fleas

rhyme with ease,
word to tha killa bees steez

all im tryin to do when i emcees
is the crowd please

so if you simply cant take a verse
with a curse

or if you think i suck moose balls -
catch the next hearse,

skip the following rhyme,
dont bother reading them lines

this one aint gonna be
clean, scraped out and shine,
cuz i rhyme dirty tonight.

aint tryin to pick a fight,
but, if i see a juicy nipple on a boob,
i bite

what did i do last night?
good question, aaight,

brought two honeys to my bedroom,
grabbin they thighs

they were tellin me about they guys
who treat em like shit

one complained that her boy jizzed her in the eye
as i licked her clit,
sheeit,

always making sure that good skin i hit

as they were doing eachother,
rolled a j, with ganja sweet

when i was ready, the gurlies
their tongues split
turned out they decided to compete,
who can on me longer oral commit

life's the shit,

when you got a joint in the left hand,
honey on your dick,
and in the right a heineken

straight to Zen

i was headed.
Pleasure was embedded

like an embryo
threesomes are awesome, yo

outside, i could hear rampaging snow

almost as rampaging as the honeys who me blow,
"ho ho ho"

like a Santa i excitedly go
in my flow

with the difference between us being
that, on me, mah bro,
no red hat you're seeing

i'm all about
strictly jimmy hat stylez.

in the back seat of a car
going real far
i can fuck for miles

have no need for viagra viles

smooth my fingernails with a file
so that i can reach a honey's g spot like a peristyle

make gurls smile

always make them reconcile
their attention to my domicile

ladies flock to me, make em cum on jacuzzi tiles

after i take off their confining textiles
make their stay evidently worthwhile;

sometimes even booty i defile
anal style
i eat pussy like i was a crocodile,
just dial
my number if you a hot honey gimme your profile.
legal please, though, baby im no pedophile

wiggin, thuggin
biotch, am i you buggin?
my emcee skills im hereby pluggin
no laggin
muthafuckas think
i be the conversation dragging
while they smoke some shitty ass schwaggin',
braggin

see, only exotics i allow in my pipe
thick layer of resin comes out,
when the bowl i wipe
then i proceed to rhymes shout,
haters in the corner pout
spitting masterful lines
is what im all about.

click clack
is the sound my clip makes
when into place it i smack
bullets aint no fakes
shoot up enemies
as my car a turn takes
no respect i have for flakes
even less respect for fakes

you rhyme with no grace
lookin at the world
thru a contact lens
kill you swiftly,
throw you over my neighbours fence
and while his dog eats your face,
your ho's drink
with roofies i sneakily lace,
then we hit my place.

tho i gots no cock ring
i come at ya like a killa bee sting
bling bling
left hook at you swing

muthafuckas gimme cash,
in order to purchase portions of my stash
then they burn it, leave behind ash

if you piss me off enough,
watch out for your windshield smashed
when you come out to puff
brick on your head may crash

throw you in a can full of trash
dont try to get out,
you'll simply give yourself a rash
hereabout

this morning i ate sauer kraut
in my salad it was looking mad trippy
like i was a psychonaut

rhyme about
all kindsa shit, then skins i hit
and if you need a dictionary
to rhyme, you aint shit, bitch.

kicks, punches,
panties in them bunches
word around the world is there's no free lunches

my back hunches,
i get muncheis
after i burn a j with my bud, and we match his

which reminds me
that i wanna state
that, if you shake my hand, wash after you masturbate

have a bunch of chicken on my plate,
touch it and you're dead,
dont test yo fate,

round the world some people spreading hate,
if i shoot you in the head,
to your meeting you'll be late

never fish
without a solit bait,
for the moment wait,
hiding in the shade, yo

while i cyber-rhyme i drink gatorade,
smoke and fade,
touch no blade,
quality of highest grade,

using metaphors my rhymes are made,
and i be wearin plain not plaid,
getting laid

as i hit that spot
conjure verbal plot
lyrical gymnastics on the mic, why not,

give it a shot
after smokin pot
might even bust a few lines that gonna sound hot

holding the mic like a rabbit holdin a carrOt
pass the peace pipe yelling ragga verbals, bumbaclat
bust a few verses in russian, peeps yelling 'what',
when rhymology enters my brain, lines on my arm i jot

found where i left that rhyme,
here it is, you cant decline!

[ www.rave.ca ]

(make sure to scroll down,
i be pullin no clown)

hey, hey... hey!
isnt pasting other people's shit kinda gay,
however i display
no dismay
royalties you dont have to pay,
yay,
cuz i sat down smoking a J,
and music play

as i realized
that you musta really liked my rhymes
to have had them plagiarized,
and flow heist

my rhymology
from an IDJ review thread
check the link in post below
for it to be read

CLOAK teleportEd
givin me no cred,
made it look authentic instead
like it was based on astrology

i think this is somewhat a pathology
in rhymes
i utilize
the latest technology;

never copycats will be able to keep up
as i shoot bullets in the air, BRUP!, BRUP!BRUP!

advanced phraseology
complex terminology
haters i exterminate, explore necrology
drill lines into your brain
master of neurology
smoke a G,
and forget all my highschool biology.

ganja in a back of a corvette
weed purchased from the net
smoke it, bake it, eat it, feel it, stoned yet?

read about it in the montreal gazette
soon people be smokin weed like a cigarette

nobody upset
no stress no debt
flollowing the trend Amsterdam set

t.h.c. my conscience offset
brain turns into vinegrette
herb body abets

sometimes i burn heads
with my friends
and we play tricks on running cats
on which one gets
to the bait first, we place bets
then release the rats
this is how we do it in the NDG flats.

I'm most likely coming.

the music should be DOPE... absolute DOPE... I just hope i dont work early wed morn

i think the site is *actually down* :)

however...behold who the guy is [ www.google.ca ]

and what he does [ www.bondage-a-go-go.com ]

P.S. In no way do i relate or associate with any of the above.

P.P.S. Medieval porn has this unmistakeable edge of paying attention to detail. People are too lazy for that those days, and porn too en-masse. Oh and the cat does rock.

yay! i gets to be DA PLAYA :sex

ah, the church. good times good times...

cool, i got shitloads to do still, too, im thinking sometime between 9:30-10:30, you down? :)

oh and im on wheels :)

I;m not angry, just somewhat disappointed... Like I said' it's probably still gonna kick major ass.

Fred, when are we hooking up?

Thanks Amber!!! :D

Wise words....

All the best to you, and to everyone here :)

it has some interesting points, however i disagree with many of them.

in particular:

a) most men, with their female unattractive friends, contrary to what some will say, do not want to "pretty much nail them too" unless they are ugly mugs

b) while naturally, next-to-all men want to have sex with their good looking female friends, they can:

b-1) stay friends with them WITHOUT having sex with them, and not necessarily because they think a chance will come one day (they often totally give up), but because they enjoy other aspects of the friendship

b-2, I love this one) be friends AND have sex with them. Why not? Friendship and sex can coincide easily if people don't place such goddamn fucking (no pun intended) importance on it. As long as sex is preceived as mutual satisfaction with pleasant outcome for both parties, then it's no different than a good palintball game. I may be taking this a little too far, but if you think about it, paintball and casual sex have a lot in common.

c) The theory can easily be reversed, with very MINOR adjustments, to say that girls can't have good looking guy friends. And by more or less same reasons as above, it of course would not be true.

d) I know plenty of girls for whom money is not an issue.

I could go on but I got no time, and im sure most of you get the idea :)

thats pretty old... but still funny

Level isn't that bad, but damn, I was looking forward to cosmodome. Oh well, at least I didnt pay 45 bucks for a ticket. Im sure it'll still be an amazing party, although the packedness level (at Level) will be at a very dangerous Level if i do say so myself.

Did any of you peeps ever realize LeVeL is a palyndrome? :b

*raises eyebrow*