thread is bastardized AGAIN, i realized
haters sniff enough K to get lion tranquilized
even though this doesnt leave me slightly surprised
this thread i dont wanna see demised
exorcized
so i get more lines and rhymin words verbalized
this thread needs more rhymes to be revitalized
and while battles fade in zone demilitarized
i surfaced when dire need arised
noratized
the official flowin blueprint. as i get red lines
on the white surface of the orbs in sockets of my eyes
from all of this exotic ganja i just vaporized
grabbed the mic and the crowd organized
and galvanized.

alex,, mike.. peeps instead of ph00lin roudn yallz should be rhymin in that thread or sumthin :)

the fucker pops out too fast. it needs to give people a tad more time to concentrate on the color pattern, get REALLY focused... then..:)

whaaat? damn straight, lemme hear that once more
WHAAAAt? peeps be sayin when i steal all them whores
whaat? is the question that is knockin at all yo doors
make you lost like in grocery stores
when ya searchin for that isle where the pasta lay before
can't find that very special pasta type no more
alas i mention that shit not in order to y'all bore
there's more to this rhyme, so stop the snore,
whore

brup! im gonna point your attention once again
to the fact that during last rhyme steve di'nt mention poo, mah man
i raise a left eybrow and my right hand
in which i be holdin cold foamy heineken
and kick back. i dont be punchin peeps like Ben
smoke a spliff, inscense whiff, submerge into zen
takes a first blow to start a fight with me, but then
i might murda fuckers with my pocket pen
man

but fuck it, f0k it, pen stays in the pocket
instead ima roll a doobie to fit in my mouth socket
when i grab the mic and spit some shit, i rock it
when suckas decide to fuck with me, i Glock it
haters tried to step to me with fake shit, and i broke it
rolled another joint and then decided not to smoke it
waited until woman arrived, ready to choke it
only then i lit it and i toke it
dont block it.

bw0p!bw0p!muthafuckaz ill be back to lock it

bump, i aint letting this scroll off and then die
take a rizzla, toss some ganja in, roll and get high
to the lyrical standars this thread must comply
and its there waiting for steve's reply
aye

also

make a "post by that user" function... so you can see a user's last 20 posts or something (or more... is better... maybe all posts by that person)

would be useful

^^-- cuz her avatar's butt is juicy

yeah polls are good, just dont make em postable by everyone all the time, take EZboard for example - it gets mad annoying.

maybe a section where people could submit like 10 polls during a given week.. first come first serve... and moderators delete the mad stewpid ones making space for others

hahahaha i vote for fred

patrick ahaha shit, it must be all the weed im smokin ahahahahaha man that was hilarious

oh yeah, and obviously i meant it shouldn't show the actual IP.


I even think the way WHOIS shows IPs now of people who arent logged in, isnt good, it should show something like Guest1, Guest2, etc... and actual IPs viewable to moderators only.

maybe in whois, be it regged users or guests, you could put a clickable link that would pop up a window with all nicks that came from THAT IP (ip itself not being shown) in last 5 hrs or whatever

i mentioned this before in the IP thread, but here goes again:


i think instead of showing IPs next to posts (which is DOS and spam heaven for people who know how), there should be a screen (maybe integrated with the Whois screen, or maybe separate), where it shows sets of Nicknames that have used the same IP within, say, last 5 hours. I know its not a big deal (at least not anymore now that fake account usage is no longer trendy... got old, i guess), but it would help with future outbreaks of this extremely annoying trend, as well as prevent people from having too much fun at other people's expense.

plus it would provide means to stop potential spammers and flooders without exposing people's ip to the general crowd, making lots of computers potential targets for, yes you got it, spammers and flooders.

down with spammers and flooders!

anyway you get the drift

my sister is prolly going, as for me, we'll see :)

i just realized i fucked it up a lil, can't decline
check the "if that shit would left to lay..blah blah blah" line
naturally i meant to plug a "BE" before "LEFT" in my mind
but it looks like i left it behind. shit i'm blind

up in smoke, as i toke tonite feelin free
clutch to pillow as i try, damn sleep eludes me
as the hammer-to-tha-head buzz fades gentlY
my ability to rhyme i retrive from mind debris
play some jungle as i look up this thread's history
blow a smoke ring, rhymes run in my head properly
at them phat lines find myself nod approvingly
readin some others i cringe, page-down finger jumpy
but the fact that peeps embrace the peace ideologY
makes me wanna light another joint, G
look at mirror and a happy face lookin at me
and then i smile ear to ear, like back in elementarY
sometimes people just complicate shit to such degree
that of their own spiderwebs they never break free
if i was a politician, then my platform would be
to bring to life an anti-bitching decree.
now as off my soapbox i away step, allow me
to raise an eyebriow at some lyrical technologY
as i see a trend as this thread's rhymologY
let me point your attention if before you didn't see,
i keep bumping into intricate rhymin' parts
in which our hour power brotha dj karl marx
talks about his heavy-weight self-taught toilet arts
with authority of well-established field patriarch.
mind you, i dont be referring to just empty farts,
that's some serious shit hes talkin about, sweethearts
'illest fuckin shit' it was right down from the start
second time around, it was prolly shootin like darts
cuz that shit was big, got the toilet blocked. shopping carts
is what wuz used to take the feces outside the apart'
sewer overloaded and flooded the fuckin k-mart
but yet heavier shit, the third time drops rampart
*ton* it weighed. that's a thousand kilos for those not so smart
if that shit would left to lay down and rot apart
it could choke a full-blown city like a lit kenny fart
but it wasn't over, yet another dump took part
i was fearin' it, dreadin' it, shakin in my heart
it was time, and i checked, nervously eating pop tart
but i realized that this time shit wasn't off-charts
pasta-induced shit, no beef, no cow, i rhyme like bart
moral of the story is, that i'd like a beer quart
pasties got from all this rhymin, tired like Owen Hart
play it nice, shake the lice, keep the peace and be smart
and with those wise words i duly depart. *fart*

wise words
rhymin words
peace words
thruth words

words ain't no birds -
once let out, they dont return
it may fly high, or crash and burn
makes one learn

where to move the pawn
when it's your turn

word, word is bond
feel like sitting by a pond
unwrap a pound of moroccan blond
get stoned

make everybody bond
feels like Cobra in laronde
it's like the original peace pipe was cloned

MC Chaos, junglist vagabond
i'd rhyme some more but of bud i'm too fond
harder and harder to keyboard correspond
think im gonna go pass out. peace and beyond

^-- cuz he's cool n' shit :)

thanks man that was fast :)

no drama whatsoever here, sorry void dude hehe

btw i wanted to ask you something about php, msg me on aim or something when u got 3 mins plz

im sceptical too but if its real its fucking insane

im getting a full body suit ahaha

fiiiiinally flows,
yet another battle thread
its too bad
that its spiced with bad prose
like stale bread
droppin crums. some of you bums
dont even know the difference between verbs and nouns,
heads empty like drums
dumdums

suckas that are due to pay,
i drag into DG slums
they be actin dumb,
think you can walk
with my income,
hum!?
smack them 'round
till my hands are numb
in the end
they always succumb
callin they mum

'any case, shout out to those
who deserve respect
y'aLL know who you be
raw skillz cant neglect
when i rhyme, create new dialect
carefully lines select
meaning is sometimes indirect;
unlike sucka emcees that minds infect
and while honeys they reject,
i money collect;
hit the deck
and large firm boobies inspect,
thinking of the sex i had last nite in retrospect
and as i remember that aspect,
get deja vu effect
and my hand to honeys booty connects
correct

i know you're attracted to me tipsy but i think most of this thread actually meant GIRLS :b

yeah. whats up with that? more, more!!! :)

you know Rose-Mary? :) damn,... small world

... behind their back, too.

haha you gotta love that URL :lol

^^-- cuz her signature has the word happy times 5 :)

^^^ cuz smiling is awesome and everyone should do it just like Heather :)

hey Jamie :)

how much?

if i dont work friday early, im gonna drop by probably

^^^ cuz she's a cutie herself on her userpic ;)

^^^ cuz her avatar looks cooooooool.

kathryn, i am not the one starting hate threads.

look at the first post at this thread. who's the disser here?

i just happen to be friends with a few of those people and i don't like to see friends being dissed by a total stranger that knows fart all about them.

why dont we all get a bong :smokin

ahh jess jess jess...

you need to vent your anger in more constructive ways than trying to start an online fight with a pothead :hat

for what its worth, i really have nothing against you and stuff ;)

your pic was just too funny not to post ;)

hehe dont mind yOmama, i think shes still a lil pissed at me posting that smiley picture of hers :) im sure eventually she'll be alright

its all about :smokin

paul thanks bud :)

no problemos :)

your avatar has a yummy butt

my jungle bro Galaksy and his lady:

"random guy" strikes back :b

hehehe

hey Julie... y0mama is jess:



dunno if you know her or not..

i really really wanna come to this


i think i will :)