BEER ON THE STREETS!

whoaaa flying pussy

dude u gotta come to idj
just go outside and deel some ganja ok,
sell a cd, and get pay
or wash someone's car or somethin. find a way :)

cuz he types to slow

ahaha

^-- cuz she has "let's fucking go" in her sig

...i think this could be an interesting thread.

five minutes ago, i found this i Xanga, and found it hilarious:
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POSITION: Ambition

Ambition can sometimes be an ugly thing. For example, this isn't exactly the kind of sex position we'd recommend for orgies, or when you have the videotape running. But for an innovative and fun time, this position feels—and works—a lot better than it looks.

How to do it: You're going to need a very sturdy table, or try padding a big antique trunk. Or maybe you have one of those nice art deco couches that might have been left to you by your grandmother in her will. Now, get ready to desecrate your poor grandmother's memory.

You lie on your back and draw up your legs. Ignore any sense of gayness that might be prompted, because now she straddles the table—or the couch—and moves back until your legs are resting on her back. She should lean forward and hold on to the surface of the table—or the arms of the couch. It's also a pretty good idea for you to hold onto her thighs. Otherwise, you might go rolling off onto the floor before you can adjust yourself and achieve penetration.

Degree of difficulty: The effort isn't really that great for a fairly ambitious position. You're just lying on your back. She's kind of in a modified doggie position that leaves her lots of room for leverage. It's only the actual stroking that requires work. Let the gal do most of the thrusting.

Is it good for you? We'd be lying if we said that this is one of those positions where size doesn't matter. Males in the adult-film industry might enjoy this little maneuver a lot more than the very-average guy. If it really gets to be a problem, then cheat by putting one leg underneath her.

That said, the pressure is interesting and it's certainly a new sensation. Don't try having any kind of sexy conversation, though. It will just feel strange. Instead, try concentrating on the strange sense of aloneness. You'll feel very European.

Is it good for her? Unless she's really into the touchy-feely stuff, your gal should find herself surprisingly pleased with this one. She gets to concentrate on her pleasure—assuming you're providing her enough to work with—and she has a lot of control over the penetration. Let her really get into it, and you might be surprised how easily this can lead to climax.

The risks: Hold on tight. And don't do it near a mirror, or you'll be so damn embarrassed that you might end up refusing to even have sex with yourself ever again.

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aside from being funny, this actually sounds interesting :b now how about this: post YOUR ideas. positions, locations, whatever. i personally find a rooftop of a tall building fuckin cool.

try and stay on topic too, please? we got too many a-la--quickchat threads...

and nobody should beat around the bush when it comes to :sex

cuz he reprezents tha bikin' skillz! dont fuck with that bike, cuz ya neva know when we strike. we like to put on nikes and rhyme on that mike. :b

i'd figure you have to have a girl sign a complaint form or something... "i hereby certify that Mr. ____________ produced foul-tasting semen after using your product. Signed, Ms. ________"

stop the negativity Tipsy

this party is gonna rock

and if u not gonna say something constructive about it, why say anything at all?

in other words, without the darkness there would be no light

^-- cuz she's Omni's gurl! :D and therefore rocks

cuz this DJ is gonna rock the dex at the next IDJ. hey

i still say we need a mODERATED and UNMODERATED sections... so unmoderated people say whatever... but go there on ur own risk... prolly lotsa junk and petty crap

w00t w00t

peeps best not be fuckin around, while i be security providin underground

wow, a useful read :) i bookmarked it... no more garages when *I* repaint mah vehicles :D

"*bang* i'm sorry did i break your concentration? i didnt mean to do that. please, continue"

nice avatar oliver :)

guys you shsould blop this thread in the events section!

im coming, and Seb like we said man if u got any probs i got y'alls backs... :)

or, even simpler, make everyone have a Public AND Private diaries. They could write in both, and this way there is also no need to make a user flag whether their diary is public or private. And to answer the question whats the point of private, well ppl could write in it from anywhere and view it later from their comp..

holy shit thats fucking cool ... Michael was in my higschool haha (i lived in Israel between'90 and '96 and went to this techy oriented HS) i barely remember the kid but its still pretty cool

:)
along the topic of this thread... check this

but... if everyone comes together, the "cake" will be bigger! and everyone wins out

think about it:

alone, lets say 200 ppl come to each party (for the sake of example only, i have no idea what turnout is planned)

then both parties will make 2k each.

now lets say they merge...

u get people who were about to come to each party for the DJs, and MORE people cuz the party is big and more of an "event" than a small party..

so we got the original 400, plus lets say 100 more (probably more)..

that makes 500 peeps. cuz the party is big u can make the ticket at least 15 (15 is GOOD PRICE for a party such as this, so u could charge more, but lets even say its 15).

15 x 500 = 7,500

thats 3,750 CDN per promoter group that organizes eaCH room, if split half-half.

3750 is much more than 2000 so the promoters win

partiers get to have a choice between selektahs for only 5 bux more per ticket, so partiers win

DJs get to work together instead of telling people "come see me" and having this whole "you didnt show up so u like others better" thing... i know alot of ppl are chill with that.. but its hanging in the air regardless... so one bigger party = DJs win too

sure u can say bigger venue will cost more but dont forget u also split costs so u economize. so even the promoters' accountant wins.



everyone wins.

also by the way what sane man will expose his bare nuts to x-rays?? :lol

you can see the "X-ray" was doctored in some way cuz pubic hair shows (pubic hair on x-ray??? seems fishy) yet head hair doesnt

unless the blower had shaved head which i strongly doubt

J "broken'n'mended' Kai rocks. check XVI theres probably some links there

dude i was talking about the "I(m pretty) screwed myself" part :lol hehe

i guess the difficulty would be mainly finding the appropriate venue

i mean it surely is easier to find a location for a smaller party

but i still think it could be totally worth it because you'll get a much higher turnout

why wouldnt this party and asphalt jungle MERGE and make a 2-room ultimate jungle party??

charge 15-20 at the door instead of 10..

you'll get much more crowd.. more than both single parties combined, cuz more ppl will go due to the choice and sheer massiveness :D

everyone wins

pun intended? ahahaha

the way i see it, this is simple:

the diary can be either private, or public

and public means it will be linkable from persons profile and private means it wouldnt be. point finale

one day maybe people can have a list of users that can read their diary but its a pain in the ass coding which requires a new sql table and more server load every time someone views a user profile, to check if the vewier is on that person's "allow" list etc.... which i think is an overkill and resources are better spent on other more useful things

like looking up threads by searcheable posts :P

this site IS mainly a messageboard, anyhow. look at the "whois" most of the time: discussions.php 99% of all online users

pure grade protein!

yah, scotty would know. long ago after i ate different kinds of food i masturbated into different cups, then told him it was coconut juice from different trees and asked him to fill a small questionnaire about the particular taste of each. he loved #7 :)

^--- cuz he recorded a track with a vocal sample i recorded with mad crazy voice.. "DO YA LiKE ph0KEN bAsE? In yo MuTHAph0KeN phACE?"

:)

and anyway ppl can do it already if they really wanna thru thread numbers

^-- cuz so is she ;)

i have a pink-n-clean other-brain.

if its relevant to today, then why not

privacy from others, sure


privacy from web site owner where u post is IMPOSSIBLE technically cuz all your passwords/cypher keys/everything goes thru the server... so basically its about trust... and i trust noah