that's brilliant

lies, none of those are of you

it's official.
you sleep even less than i do

haha, i'm part jasmine and ariel

i love the herpes growing out of my face

jean claude van DAMMM!

youtube it!

DIE

good times

my head hurts :(

this makes me sad
oh well at least she left the house for the first time in 6 months

i like cheese on my pizza

sad, gross


Mr. T?

finger licking

willy waller

ok ok i just googled it and yeah that thing's perfect for eyebrow grooming purposes

urethra

what the hell's a willy waller?

i haven't shaved mine in 24 years and i use garden sheers to trim my pubes

i'm going to use a potato peeler for my eyebrows tomorow

why don't people open fire in post offices anymore?

i could say the same about him

notice the 'all seeing eye' of cbs on almost every billboard and bus stop?
if not it says viacom which is a megacorp that owns cbs...


my old roomate used to be big into this and some of it is quite believeable, but some of the things i've seen or heard are ridiculous. it's a good idea to at least check into tho, at least gives you perspective on the big joke we call life

threads like this are stupid

that's how my mom got out of jury duty

crack is bad, masterbastion good

lipstick by guttermouth:


"on a tuesday afternoon my mom came into my room and said
get a godamn job, so i told her 'hey fuck you mom'
and threw the phone at her head, but i missed and hit her in the snatch
so i slammed the door in her face...."

man that song always reminds me of when i was a teenager (minus the throwing stuff)

scarface

slush

modest :p

why do perfumes say eau de toilette? does that mean they use toilet water to make the stuff?

why is there slush everywhere?

hot, sugar rox



prairie oysters? (if you don't know, check [ whatscookingamerica.net ]

haha sucker :p

i wanna tobogan on the highway attached to someone's car! that'd be fun, but would doing that with a snowracer be even better? that way you can swerve! hmmmmm the possibilities are endless

ah, the return of the communist daycare center

it's like butta baybee


bedaye or toilet paper?

ugh that chocolate thingy is annoying

if i was a bear i could hibernate through all this shit and steal picnik baskets

funky vid