why don't we ever hear about the good things nun's have done?

i love penguins, but they just can't be trusted

save ferris

rawk

moloch's a crazy ninja, he'll kill you 8 times before you hit the floor

what else is there to do when working for satan? drink satan's juice of course and then harass geriatrics!

that means so much to hear from you :P

you're mom's cheaper bitch, get out of my house!

definite barforama :|

ugh, i'm surprised the guy isn't dead

ew

sounds like i missed out on some fun ;P

if you make it any tuesday, i'm there!

w0rd!

i admit it, she rocks kasbah with her loyal llama army

but now the problem is it seems i now have a competitor in the race for world domination....

*shifty eyes* dun dun duuuuuuun

good, i hate cheers

weakness

you suck

is he from france?

i dare you to eat it with a straw

she looks like a twisted leperchaun from hell

pixies - nimrod's sun

AHHHHHHHHH n0t again!

like marty mcsupafly in black to the future?

it's got all the nutrients a growing child needs :/

only 282 friends? boo :(

juggling phone and msn conversations

retarded, anything you can say you can type

geez

so, if conjoined twins get a drivers license, do they each get one or do they share one? and if so, what happens if one of them gets jealous?

religion is a crutch for those who can't handle drugs

happy

i'd let her borrow my pet ourangatang so they can fling poop at people

because being dropped on your head too many times has long term effects

hepatitis

why is it everytime i pick my nose i smell burnt toast?

retard

muffins, cupcakes are like soooooo passe



dazed or confused?

oompa loompa on crazy crack with knives and rabid lions

yarrrrr shiver me timbers ye skurvy kerr arrr!

bozo the clown

midgets are also accepted

are you a 3rd world llama lover?