mmmm copoli burger

happy birthday dude!

i can see it now, new headline on Maury

"TECHNO MUSIC TURNED MY CHILD INTO A RACIST DRUG ADDICT"

catch it at 5pm

i got my 2 front teeth and a lump of coal

i knew i shouldn't have molested that reindeer...

This is fucking crazy! This man is completely evil. Thankfully he's dead but he unfortunately took so many people down.

By Gina Keating

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - The death toll rose to nine on Friday from a Southern California Christmas Eve rampage by a man dressed as Santa Claus who sprayed gunfire at a party at his former in-laws before setting the house on fire, police said.

Bruce Jeffrey Pardo, 45, opened fire on some two dozen guests before igniting the home in Covina, 23 miles northeast of downtown Los Angeles.

Pardo shot an 8-year-old girl in the face when she opened the door to him and then shot at guests indiscriminately as they tried to flee.

He later committed suicide and his body was found at his brother's house.

"He died of self-inflicted wounds. We believe it was a marital dispute," Lt. Pat Buchanan of the Covina Police Department told reporters.

Pardo's 43-year-old ex-wife, Sylvia, and her parents were believed to be among the victims.

The Los Angeles County Coroner's office said the badly burned bodies from the house would have to be identified through dental records.

Police said they do not know how many of the victims died of gunshot wounds or from the fire.

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Authorities had cordoned off the charred house on Friday and had set up a large tent and trailers to process evidence as they searched the rubble. Tow trucks removed burned out vehicles belonging to party-goers who were injured or killed in the attack.

The suspect, carrying two handguns and a homemade incendiary device, began shooting as soon as he entered the house, Buchanan said.

The house, owned by the parents of Pardo's ex-wife, was engulfed in flames when police arrived.

Two people were wounded by gunfire, the 8-year-old girl who opened the door and a 16-year-old girl who was shot in the back as guests fled the house. Some jumped from second-floor windows, police said. The girls' injuries are not considered life-threatening.

Witnesses told police that Pardo stripped off his Santa costume after the shooting and fled in street clothes.

Pardo had no criminal record and was a regular usher at his Catholic church. He and his wife recently settled a contentious divorce after a year of marriage, police said.

Police discovered $10,000 and an airplane ticket on Pardo's body along with his booby-trapped rental car about a block from his brother's home. A pipe bomb and about 300 rounds of handgun ammunition exploded and destroyed the vehicle as police tried to defuse the device.

Bomb-making equipment was also found at Pardo's home in the quiet suburb of Montrose, 13 miles north of downtown Los Angeles.

(Additional reporting by Fred Prouser and Deena Beasley; Editing by Mary Milliken and Sandra Maler)

that kid is going to have a terrible time reintegrating himself into normal society

you should not name your kid that way, EVER, no matter how much a bigot you are. if he wants to change
his name later, so be it

i am totally a neo-nazi because i listen to gabber and hardcore

my jewish parents would be so proud

some parts of that movie were really disturbing and that rape was just so brutal i felt dirty from
just by watching it
and also seeing that guys face just getting rearranged was pretty harsh too

mordor?

just don't get a poodle

i`m so calling in sick the next day

BAM! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!

i named my tapeworm billy

exactly

i want a girl with herpes so i can catch it twice!

IT LIVES!!!!

[ RAPE.CA ]

went to the sunday show

awesome as always

and so is sleep, kraft dinner and herpes

can you make a sticker that says [ RAPE.CA ]

i'd paste em all over town

what a little sociopath. i bet he'll grow up to be a serial killer

^nice

that movie had its moments, but still pretty prime B Movie
the fact that Robert Englund refuses to touch the strippers and sprays them with antibacterial stuff
was fucking hillarious

this video is awesome, a tribute to John Carpenter's The Thing, but with GI JOE's

milk: does a booby good

what's a pachoina?

you would make a great ass rape candidate

that show wipeout is amazing

happy birthday pretty lady!
all the best!! :)

happy belated birthday buddy and many more!

the craziest money story i have (apart from a few bucks here and there) was when the tsunami hit in 2004 on my birthday.
it really made so sad to see so many people wiped out in one shot so i donated 50$ to the red cross

a few days later, on new years eve, i was waiting for the bus to go to a new years party and BAM i found a 50$ bill just sitting there

i say inject heroin directly into your testicles

that's what real men do

mico....*shakes head*

i think that chucky thing's pretty cool

we need more random stuff to happen in montreal
zombie walks just don't cut it anymore!

wait....what?

hotter than the chick in the 80's movie too

i miss the good old days

yup

i know it's totally awesome.

kirkman now owns half of image comics, seeing as how he's now more or less the bread and butter of the company

he did something really cool with the marvel zombies too:





hell, they even had an 'Army of Darkness vs. Marvel Zombies'



so cool!

that's what i said

why is the lap dance always better when the stripper is crying?