happy thoughts?

ask to borrow her sunglases

i like nuns

a party with 50 cent and the venga boys and celine dion on vocals = DEATH

cause yeah...

...else i'll tell them you raped me

my doctor says...

welcome to puberty!

either way, that thing is amazing! and it smokess too!

hey binary this: fawk off!
translation:

0101010FU

now lets go visit jordan and kick him for starting this thread

oh sorry....jesus

cuz there's something up with your pic

festivus

...i used to be a man, but the doctors decided for me.

raise the roof, lower...

knobber

check out the british comedy called 'Spaced'

it's the comedy troupe of all the guys that did Shaun of the Dead and is good fun, the brits i live with showed me the spaced way

drinking gin

the fact that i couldn't dance as hard cuz of last week, d'oh!

gin

it's a meal substitute....

and the hard part is making them realise that

i thought you were vegan?!?!!?

i'm listening....

nice one

assholisism, prickishness and

i'm down, the more i hear about the more i wanna go!

try to understand people....i fail every time

pig fucker

amen, finding them is the hard part

i'm an idiot

absolute is poison

...the carny is crying

if the world ended tomorow...

you?

tell him that hr giger rules

ok ok gross deformities aside...



where do you find this stuff?

hahahahahaha, shoulda seen that coming

and they taste GRRRRRREAT

but the drugs like being in my pants

to live and let die is the true question

ooooooooo!

that's the thing with parents - it's always a love hate relationship, but you know what? life's too short to delve on the past. if we did that we'd A) have no friends and B) die alone
trust me i have plenty of issues with the folks, but you know what? i'll let it be and delve on the moment at hand rather than what happend before

spank him