ummmmm....is that you, Oprah Winfrey? i thought so. shame on you

JACKASS 2 was awesome

woohoo

meditation station

...death at last

the feeling of...

i'm not picky, but sushi, olives, steak and i'll leave it at that

in fact i could live off all those....and beer

topple

cause crack is wack like a smack on the back

nofx

dude, that was sorta lame - i scored a 64, but this 'survey' has no value

woot

ground beef

charlatan

I'd olives feed you some

mother

i think the e of the past is gone my friend. i have yet to take anything that compares to shit i had like 5+ years ago

oh well

I broke glass over the loud speaker, now my girlfriend is spreading bbq sauce all over my ball sack for punishment.

spastic, thong, texas, anal

hey! it's gotta be heaven for everyone - even us smokers, but then again there's a population of 6 people in heaven anyway

jason bateman

...need to run away.

i'm not an alcoholic, i'm a...

you know it's funny, i only saw it recently when i remember watching basket case ages ago...
but the 3rd one sucks, i saw 2 and 3 back to back and yeah....LAME

i'd feed you some olives

sleep deprivation

ladder

weak

chilling after work, thank you government of canada for the check!

urine

androgenous

unpredictability - it's the curves life throw, but the good ones

grumpy

d'oh, i didn't read ahead!

but yeah, nice!

was it this?

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sequels, prequels, remakes

maybe not in that order, but hollywood fare has lost so much originality

notice how very rarely older horror movies were endorsed by major studios or if they were, didn't have a large release and now how many horror movies are made on a shoestring budget? if remaking something without any integrity means big dollars we've been reduced to a bunch of sheep already

isn't it deathklok? the cartoon about the metal band that's fucking hilarious

give him a strawberry flavoured enema

*shudder*

bad indegestion ain't got nothing on that

war

date

lifeforms - future sound of london

i want to see edible pie earings