Q: how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: none, they don't mind cutting themselves in the dark

it wouldn't be so bad unles you were the one cleaning it up with razorblades and garbage bags

BORED game

question?

i heard it was the end of the world as we know it - whatcha think?

ok ok, there are others too....country music can kill and almost everything on the radio

but i meant the music a person enjoys when the weather sucks and there's not much to do
makes the day go by easier

ya got me there, i'm green with envy

opiate

cool kids - screeching weasel

those were damn bad. you win

bounce

slept in late for the 1st time in weeks

that made my day

this is the true bored at work thread hands down

vanilla coke tasted great with captain morgan spiced rum - apart from that, if it's not broken don't fix it

cuz you like house of a 1000 corpses

listen to music - there's nothing better

i love it when men talk about hair, it makes even the most hardcore metrosexuals happy

good times

i can't wait

ok back to the barnyard fanasies then

i tried that once, he just ran away with microwave instead

that movie's weird

your mom was the first. chicks with dicks are twice the fun :P

i have no face, just a series of masks

try cross breeding with an octopuss and in a few genrations your prayers will have been met

amen

i feel your pain

hunger

too much time on the hands?

...it home before the sun comes up.

human flesh tastes just like...

hahahaha nice one

'uncle zed wants you'

Originally Posted ByAlien_ZeD shoot the demon!!!
demon repellant

well said, i feel that dude

you're all ok in my book

sounds like hell to me

which one? :P

...blow up doll named Sally.


nothing says i love you like...

well

booze

sauce

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