OMG that's one of the worst things i've ever seen!

DO NOT WANT!!

zooboomafoo

turban

Mojito!

2 words: Old English

shhh, she's an inspiration to crack heads everywhere

i'm playing this song at my wedding

i don't shower, i bathe in kitty pee
it does wonders for your pores

heaven

i hate being bored

...and mexicans

they scare me

that is all

more or less, i rescheduled the random acts of sodomy on barnyard animals with shooting heroin directly into my testicles

now all i need to do is wack off in a giant pool filled with mint jelly to pictures of Bea Arthur and hand out strawberry flavored enema's and we got ourselves a party

I have decided to snort ridiculous amounts of drugs up my nose, take all narcotics in pill form rectally, rape grandmothers and sodomize barnyard animals.

Discuss

fail

i killed a puppy today
then i eated it

man, what a butt plug.
it's great how he get a rush when people shower any kind of attention to his lameness and then he goes off the deep end when that doesn't happen. this must be his only fulfillment in life.

annoying yet mildly entertaining at the same time

is it once a month?

man i always choose the worst times to log in :(

oh, you so did not just say 'real life'

never do that do that again

please

this is slightly amusing soooooooo......

a neighbor of mine got rid of those pests by being nice and inviting them inside
he then proceeded to give them tea with lsd in it

they never once came back

best. thread. ever.

but fuck you guys, you don't know me

i have no idea, nor do i know the quality, specs etc

[ fogmachine.net ]

[ www.cheapdjgear.us ]

i leave the rest to you

70$ fog machine at the pawn shop, just checked

i hear the porn industry is booming...

30$ for a big party is nothing with headliners is nothing so stop bitching people

i woulda made it if i could

but nathan, vince keep your heads up, you've both proven in the past that you can do it and do it fucking well. it's a tough biz

ZE GOGGLES ZEY DO NOTHING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!

shit happens :(

i'm sure it rocked and everyone who went had a great time

nuke

they have one for sale for 90$ at the pawn shop on st cats and st mathieu

but apparently if you hump like bunnies while not being married you are condemned for eternity of pain and suffering. and given the obvious, abortions are bad too and you're also damned from using a condom.

hmmm eternal torments in the flaming pits of hell vs children.....

dun dun dun

ah well, i bet all the cool fun people are in hell anyway so break out the sunscreen

spice

cracker

better to have a gun and not need it rather than need a gun and not have it

me likes

i quit for 6 months because of pneumonia, but then when i started again, i was worse than when i had quit :(

spoken true by a mac user

can you honestly play a remix on the spot?
i doubt anyone could and therefore playing a shitty song remixed shows a sense of humour and versatility during a set

i'd love to see a hardcore remix of rihanna or madonna, it would at least make their shit tolerable
:p