Kingdoms are the new big thing. I got stoned in the park. I was thinking elephants are big. therefore, Kingdoms are Elephants castle of doom within the gates of Lucifer's World. I once saw a really big moustache and I Almost fell out from a penguin and porcupine mix when i realized it's pubes!!!!!fuck,they tasted Like Chinese food mixed with herpes mixed with toothpaste of last hope, and it gave a nasty erection.

geriatric

glad to hear

^^ i would so be down
and we could make it like bumper cars!

derby

i think you forgot your capslock was on

why a pineapple?

i think he's a blatant racist but tries to cover it up as actual fact (somehow or at least in his mind) that and apparently all of the US's problems is due solely to blame on mexicans all make his show downright hilarious

*takes notes*

i nominate lou dobbs for comedian of the year

what set you off now?

jeez

frit

haha, but then again with over 200 million i'm not surprised

you may hail me as your digital jesus!

parakeet

greatness is in the eye of the beerholder

it made me vomit in my mouth a little

hurray

urchin :p

kinda?!

totally is

fear of palindromes?

see

dictionary

timber

x 2

:D

botulism

Initial

ruined: looking for work
made: quick call backs from jobs
ruined: woke me up and phone interview while half asleep
made: job interview tomorrow
ruined: ROE still hasn't come in (dammit i wanna be on vacation for the summer)
made: been unemployed for 26 days now and it's great. i love summer!

brandishing blades because blondes behave badly before belated birthdays

bashful

creepy

CANADA vs USA!!

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yarrrrr

migraine

ah bless the internetz for the ease of propagating random crap

3 easy payments of 19.95!

batteries not included

CHILDREN ARE STD'S!!

heh i misspelled faggot

but that's only the value meal @ rotten ronnie's aka macdonalds

i bet it's far higher on the regular meals and if you think about it, soda is pure profit.
syrup + carbonation = $$$