Matt i dont think mice eat frosted flakes.

You need like real food. and you have to be patient. also you have to make sure there are no other food sources lying on the floor anywhere.

where is nick these days, i wanna smoke a phatty with him!!

how about all three.

Matt would you like me to procure the blowtorch?

a smile. a real one.

Sharon really awesome.

wanna take pics of me?

crap, yur right.

ahh katie that hurts. That's the kinda stuff that gets your fan club president to shoot you.

that isnt the jess pic. that was sum pic someone posted when they hijacked my account last night.

i knew you'd say that.

Old people are gross.

so it takes two lil people to address one real person...makes sense.

Ya...so anyone know where i can get some?

I have a large cat i need to sedate.

Amanda will the lil people accept me? But then i think are you lil people really people...i dunno.

Katie she could have been in a burning building and sustained 90% body damage and still be better looking than that picture

Amanda it's on. No mercy for the meak.

Amanda can you please be my friend.



I just want your love.

Amanda you aren't my size, you come up to my knee cap.

Be honest with yourself, you like trance. Says so in your msn profile. Don't be ashamed of who you really are. People will like you for being you. I wont, but im sure someone will have pity on you.

With all my heart

Jeff

So you're a Sheep? Drinking makes you look cool to your peers? ahhh miss amanda do you need a hug?

I've figured you out too!

You've escaped from the Xmas day parade. Im sure there is a bounty on your head. You are going down miss amanda :P

So much hate. Make peace breed war.

Your opinion is biased. You like trance and need a foot stool to reach the glass in the cupboard. Are you already drunk?

AA. Get help. Damn alcoholics.

Where's the love? I traded it for some PCP. Lick me.

I wouldn't agree with an alcoholic...

"omg jeff, where in the fuck did these bruises come?"

BASTARD!!

hahah fuckign Jess. It's on now biatch.

You know that pic trish keeps close to her ass...double elbow, triple chins...sink you like a mother fuckign shipt hahahaha

he's soo cute!




.

love is dispossable.

Jeffy H smokes pole.

it's official.
you all knew i was too pretty to be straight

^^^ i agree with that dude

you have a problem, get help.

AND TO YOU BITCHES:

You are nothing more than food for maggots
You like to chill and hold hands with faggots,
You like to conduct yourself like a savage
you like the smell of males on your matress,
I hate you
I hate your mother and father cos they making you
I hate the universe for creating you

They hate the Lord and thus hate themselves. But it is not enough, for they must hate others. The devil's work this is. He has entered into the vestibule of your souls. Pray for mercy.

well you should, he's good people.

sharon i asked just once. So ya make me pretty.

since when?

why dont we try it out? come britney i know ya wannna

Heather why dontcha keep him company?

ewww beer.

Why didn't superman save JFK Junior?
















...Cos he's in a fucking wheelchair.

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son
playing with his
new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son
saying, "All of
you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last
stop! And all of
you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we're
going down the
tracks."

The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of
language in this
house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When
you come out,
you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his
train. Soon
the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are
disembarking the
train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank
you for
travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one."

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask
you to stow all
of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the
train. We hope
you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about
the TWO HOUR delay, please direct your complaints to the fat bitch in the
kitchen."