ive had my teeth sandpapered before.

burn the christians. The pagans owe them a few built faggots.

omg. nadine and amanda...that pic of me isnt bad, but its open season now.

matt is a homophobe, he thinks gay is a disease like alcoholism. Matt is such a good christian.

nah im metro. you just have good taste in female clothing.

kiki i had braces for 9 months. and you can get clear ones

thanks nadine...last time i have movie night with you! :P

pftt i'd run her over with my car. Just like anyone else who refuses to buy me a dinner!

ha megan a few? try all. Actually no wait, they are using you to get to ali.

Kiki that would be true if i weren;t more female than all of you :P

married what?

sarah you are wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck tell me about it!

poor lil hans the death machine!

Katie I'd treat you so good. and rub your back when you wanted me too. Buy you diamonds stolen from the sky. Cook you dinner every night. BRing you breakfast every morning.

sarah pfttttt as if. and you want a free dinner. KISS MY FAT ASS@

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?


Answer: Princess Diana's death.



Question: How come?



Answer: An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whisky,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor
using Brazilian medicines.


This is sent to you by a Canadian,
using Bill Gates's technology,
and you're probably reading this on one of the IBM clones,
that use Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....



That, my friends, is Globalization.

oh shit did you just call sharon jackie! AWESOME!!!

story of the year - swallow the knife

bahaha.

You are so not always right, there was a number of occasions you were sooo wrong.

AND YOU OWE ME FOOD!

haha sharon shut up.... dont give away the family secrets.

You can plant them and make more. Or ground them up and some their opiate asses.

sarah what size are the pants. will they fit my skinny ass?

amanda you are bad for me, so do i throw you out?

haha sur sarah.

and Gordo did you just admit you like to beat women?

join the axis.

Are you kidding I have perfect teeth. Ask anyone who has seen them. My teeth are impeccable.

and i scream.

well last time i tried them on, they didnt fit
i love dem pants.

ya when amanda is drunk the key is to stay an arms length away. i smile in her direction, and she kicks me!

i only have female friends. Guys are boring. I can sit and watch the circle of girls fight over the dumbest made up shit in their head. its like day time soap operas for free!!!

well she is one of the prettiest ladies i know.

i dont think it will show up on your internet banking. I think the enrollment number comes only by mail...i could be wrong..it was a year and a half ago

don't be jealous. again.

sorry...i have to do enrollment and wait for my next cc bill for the enrollment number to raise my limit. sorry

ontario! why in the fuck would you move there!

i think i have a paypal account...lemme check

ya, i wish i fit into them. what are they a 28?
im a 31 now

ahhhh pwease amanda dont make me throw pakoda at your head

ya this is an ode to the woman who beats me on a regular basis for no reason.

i wanted those beige kikwear pants. grr.