wtf/// wut a total jerk dad, like seriously... I hope he gets frikin scared one day, by something nasty, that'll teach him...

Ufot-not believing in asshole dads///

how about, he's a horrible DJ and producer... hows that for info? lol

Ufot-urself at times

OMG!!!!! SICK~SICK~SICK!!!!





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oh ya and...



SERISOULY, WTF!!!

Ufot-DOdGe wins, KooLest

"Wut IS lovE" Vs "People Are StIll HaVing SeX"

***bUSted

Ufot-Mop battles & u Low WaGe BiaoTch

did u guys know that huet is 30 years old...????

check it :

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Ufot-not believing in age

OMFG

bullshit, I've only ever met 2 other people in my entire life with the same birthday... there's nothing freaky about a steaming pile of bullshit like that, the freakyness comes from the people believing it... hahah!

Ufot-not laughing at our reverse birth rate.... those pequistes will extinguish their own flames, bahahahah

"... i met you at JC Penney, i think your nametag said "Jenny" i coldstep to you with a fresh pack of gum
somehow i knew you were lookin' for some like a fruit that's ripe for a pickin' i wanna do you like that Zankou Chicken 'cos only you've got a thing that i just got to get with i just got to get with you and you know what we're gonna do!!!! i wanna get with you and your sister i think her name's Debra... "

Ufot-loving that song for valentines

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mdr-v600's the classic DJ standard... wont go deaf, mix fine, feel comfy, the only other pair I'd ever want would be the 900's... i love sony...

Ufot-loving sony so much

wow Im speechless.... um, the insane yet creative ways that people are exercising their retarded messages online will never cease to amaze me... congrats on the new find...

Ufot-believing in Cher after life...

team canada all the way, but ya, russia should be fun to watch.... as fir da habs, well it was a win, and they weren't too shabby, I was glad they put in the first goal of the game, and kinda set the pace...
I just hope they dont lose any momentum and keep up the pace and theo stays on da bench, huet is doing just fine...

UFoT-putting all that trust in Gainey

still waiting for some feedback folks...

bring it on...

Ufot-the waiting game

I think it needs some rainbows, maybe a unicorn or a gay leprecauhn, then ur good to go...

Ufot-getting darker by the second...

YA!!!

Ufot-keeping cashews a secret

**THIS WAS ALSO POSTED IN THE MUSIC SECTION BUT FOR THOSE OF U THAT DONT READ THERE...**
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Alright folks/// I am NOT a producer, Im a music maker, a story teller, musician and most notedly a DJ... so, that being said, I've decided to share some stuff that I've been working on, please let me know what you think, I appreciate any comments and feedback... u can upload my tracks off of teh dj milton clark profile, these first tracks are just the beginnings, there's more to come... enjoy

thanks

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Ufot-loving the sound of muzik

hehehe...



me as an bad tron dude...

Ufot-laughing at silly paint shinanigans

alright folks/// I am NOT a producer, Im a music maker, a story teller, musician and most notedly a DJ... so, that being said, I've decided to share some stuff that I've been working on, please let me know what you think, I appreciate any comments and feedback... u can upload my tracks off of teh dj milton clark profile, these first tracks are just the beginnings...

thanks

[ rave.ca ]

Ufot-loving the sound of muzik

his mom is using his msn account, I chatted with her briefly; to all those who were close to him I sorry for the loss.

Ufot-...

discuss....

personally I think terminator would kick robo's ass...

Ufot-yes, I have way too much time on my hands

"Id buy that for a dollar!!!!"

Ufot-never forgeting that guyee from Robocop 1

latest and greatest a la keyword "accident", one of my personal fav's....

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Ufot-teh luv o' slidies!

thats right, another comic legend set to hit the silver screen, only this time, you'll never believe who was cast as the heroe....

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Ufot=HollYwOo and wOn

if we dont win against boston on sat nite... well, I think we can kiss the playoffs goodbye this year, which basically means that the, as much as I hate to think it, we might very well be handing the leafs our spot... gawd thats sad///

Ufot-not losing hope till u were dead

oddly enough I think I bought my first jar of pickles in years yesterday, the same day that this thread was started...hmmmm, grolsky anyone?

Ufot-the pickle luv

wow... random is as random does, enjoy folks, Im still kinda weirded out...

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Ufot-is there anything u can see on google video>?

FREAK OUT!!!

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UfOt-better times wasters than tha vid monsta googs

OK FOLKS>>> as I had mentionned earlier, here is the REAL banana kitkat, I saw this over the summer in Greece, at a restaurant on this small island called skiathos... when I saw it I burst out laughing and I had to take a picture, it was the most suggestive dessert I'd ever seen in my life... not to mention that it's called "no name cake" as if we don't know what it's name is, hahahahah////



Ufot-never wanting to eat the real banana kitkat

ya theo is in the "get the fuck off of our team" list now, sorry folks, no matter how many games he tries, always the same result, he's in a serious slump and I think we should dump his ass, fuck the language politics, u either play or u don't, there is NO room for try in the NHL especially with this many games left to grab the last playoff spot... 2nites game was hopefully a wakeup call for gainey, not to mention all those poor sick children that theo dissapointed with his shitty ass performance, what a heartless jerk, geebus, pay me frikin 4 mil a year and I'll stop 10 out of 10 shots, even without gear...

Ufot-not wanting to mangle the wu.... forget the tang

btw, believe it or not, people used to heat up rocks and put them in their beds, to warm them before they got in... also, there was some sort of popular oil burner that was fastenned to some foots of beds, to warm the bed with burnt fuel heat... a little scarry eh? if that thing decides to go nuts, kiss ur bed and ass goodbye...



Ufot-sometimes the past is scarier than the future?

ok, lets take this topic further, lets say you dont bring any ID at all or a passport, so, when you get to the border, they ask, you say "fuck you and die in hell you american prick bastard border guard!!!!" then throw a jar of your piss in his face, and drive right through the border at top speed, maxing out ur engines horse power... now, lets get some projections, how soon before you have a state trooper tail or is it remotely possible to lose them in vermont... I also would be interessted in people predictions of outcomes, like what are the odds of A.surviving this disturbing idea B.surviving this disturbing idea without a criminal record or jail sentence or fine

Ufot-not being nuts without sleep

I don't have it on me, cause Im at work, but I should add it later in this thread, IAn I saw the real banana kitkat this summer in greece, and man was it scarry... anyways, picture to come, and for those who didn't know, in greece, its called no name cake....hmmm........

Uf0t-brainwashing the next generation cast? um no... wait

dude, we're guna get whopped again, look who we're playing 2nite... watching tonites game is guna be like listenning to a wankster D&b wanabe train wreck an entire set.... painfull....

UfOt-not wanting to get on the ice and do the fuckin job urself

its 10ish am, I couldn't sleep again,
my boss calls me up and says "open the store for me mang",
I feel sick, my timy's coffee seems thick,
and I got this bad feeling that my first customers guna be a prick,
they come and they go, drug dealers u know,
all up in dis place being like "gime a fuckin cell phone bro!",
but what they don't realize, is that this cat is trying to mobilize,
I go to skool and work to pay the billz, Im in Uni to try an increase my brain skillz,
maybe in a couple of years get a degree, so after that I'll be free,
won't have to serve these cock suckers see~I'll be able to do what I want for me,
wipping out monrning rhymes quicker than adding the master to the P.... WHAT!!!!!

uFOT-DA Wiggggggganisss Inside, an lost dis monin yo~

one really gay word for this thread... "duvet" use it, learn it, live it, loving every fukin second of it, one of the best buys of my entire life, thank you very much austria, we salute your contribution to the world of serious comfort in sleepland...

Ufot-being some comfy that u never wanted to leave bed, like ever...

rofl... scarry ass pics...damn that gurn is seriously gurnin...

Ufot-not wanting to believe that we ever looked so gurnish on exmasssty

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I woulda demolished that prick, any one else feel the same???

Ufot-not wanting to demolish things on a daily basis

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let the video race begin....

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ufot-winnin the race

ok, now that I got ur attention, those who are severely hung over, raise ur hands... great, ok, moving right along, if ur in need of some serious muzikal luv cause ur ipod selectah is sucking more dirty dick than ur grandma, please consult teh BBC radio 1 ESSENTIAL MIX from last weekend. Guest on the show, none other thant COLDCUT!!!!! SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SET... wuts that, u need a link u lazy asses? well fine, here then...

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and to all those who took dirrrrrty uncle miltons advice and are about to rawk their worlds to it, "we salute u"

Ufot-rockin in a free worm...

I tried it and my hands set on fire, then I promptly ran out into the street and shoved my hands in a snow bank, only to watch my appartment turn into a burning ring of fire... than I shot a man just to watch him die....

Ufot-not believe that ur fridays turn u into johny cash