screw alterted oceans, doesnt anyone remeber altered beasts??? I loved turning that guyee into a wolf man...classic game...

Ufot-as if, ur not a wolfman... are ya?

I like em, but I'd like him more if he let me put him in the face, especially as a pay back for like 2 summers ago when all you could here was his fuckin shit on the radio, everywhere, LIKE EVERY-FUCKING-DAY, EVERY-FUCKING-WHERE... so ya, Id be more down with shaddy if let me punch his bitch ass face... or let me at least give him a chawinigan handshake...

Ufot-as if, u stand up biatch

ya that sucks, animals can't vote and have trouble speaking english, thereby cant get jobs for the most part so...ya... that sucks...

Ufot-urm, cat much?

YO ZED,

if u wana make some weird noise, loop something in a looper prog, then open 2 or three different u-tubes, play them at the same time, then some myspace profiles with forced muzik and then open a sound recording thingy and record that shit, once recorded, layer some flange and filter it and reverse it, then add a beat, and voila, chaosbeat///

Ufot-flip it and reverse it

hehehe... i gots my codes an em workin, I gotZ choonZ on my pro-to-the-file,,, wut!

Ufot=skool is too kool 4 u fool

ok, for the record, anyone who swims/surfs/seedo's or anything else in the st-laurence river is out of their headz... if u think smoking is bad for your health, dude, the st-laurence is one of the most poluted bodies of water anywhere for at least like 500km... so dont be surprised if ur teeth/hair fall out and u go mental from toxic shock and poisonning eventually

Ufot-yikes

can't u return bottles for money in the states???

Ufot-who knew blind cause be so love

breasteses are amazing! a universal like to all, except for maybe some neglected motherfuckers who never got titty action... but whatever, they just jealous and hating cause they jealous, and hating cause they jealous...

Ufot-bOObs

ok... here we go neo, cause I know that u'll appreciate this. Though the tip of the barrel of the gun is made out of plastic, and you will most likely melt it, it would be next to impossible to melt it to a point of cutting off the fuel being propulsed through the barrel. And even if this impossible melting closure did occur, and the barrel filled with fluid, melting or melted plastic without an open flame, because the melted front of the barrel would extinguish the flame, would not be a sufficient enough temperature to explode the filled barrel... fewf, that was a heafty one-type...

K now the lighter thing makes sense, cause once the outter plastic shell melted, well, then the fuel was exposed and boom...

Ufot-explaining eplanations

the valve is internal neo, not at the front of the barrel, I thought u would known that, arent u into science and stuff...psshh

Ufot-hehe, program that

it wouldn't blowup, because there's a pressure valve so that the pressure built inside the tank isnt lost completely when you pull the trigger... the only way that could remotely happen is if u kept the flame on too long and the valve melted, thereby letting fire run up the tube into the tank... not that I know this from experience or have ever made my own or anything... ahem...

Ufot-cough cough

Dear abby,

I still only mostly get guys stalking me on ravewave... should I be worried?

Ufot-ufizzle my rizzle 4 shizzle

k, but lets stay on topic here... so, sword and axe violence, lets not forget that gas will be one hell of a comodity, so like having a running car or truck would be awesome... im thinking with a type of, I wana say fur seat interior, maybe some nails welded on the bumper, bonus points if there's a gun turret on the roof, i dunno, i think it'd be awesome with some ragidy flags too, maybe like a faut rusted paint job, big headlights... and I think I'd wear like a soldier type outfit, definately 18 hole boots, boots are a serious comodity in the mad max future, good for stomping heads and keeping feet warm and safe...any one else wana give their version of themselves in this post apocolyptic future thunderdome montreal...

Ufot-hehe to the haha

Happy born day ya funky soy dawg...make some frikin noise!

Ufot-yar to the har har

I think i would do whatever my future self asked me to do, but I would definitetly ask why the fuck he needed me to give him a hand job/could he stick arround for a bit and help me work less hours by splitting my work days with me...

Ufot-wutvs

hahahaha... gime a day, Im so remixing that shit.... hahahahah//

Ufot-AAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrr

I've always been into the whole "mad max" post apocolypse type future, irradiated street gangs, axe and sword violence, the occassional boom stick... ya, I would have a mohawk, probably have an abandonned mall as my castle and kill people on a daily basis just for tryin to thief my supplies...course, having an elevated office in a high rise would be dope, cause then u could keep tabs on what action is going on in the streets and pick and chose your battles... only thing that'd be a bitch about a high rise layer would be the lack of elevator... bringing supplies up would be a bitch, but good excercise...regular menu would consist of canned goods and synthetic junkfood that has no lease on life...

Ufot-

I dunno, when I was in Turkey last summer, I thought the moizen's call to prayer was kinda nice, mystical almost... though it did seem kinda repititive... but ya, churchs bells can be nice sometimes, but maybe not if u live right next to one... especially if you aren't religious or very supportive of religion...

Ufot-Ala-ahkmed

hahaha, stylish mofos....hehehhe, nice one mate!

Ufot-silly drunken sillyness

awesome... but seriously, I knew from the get-go where she'd pull it out of last... her pussy ofcourse!

Ufot-believing in magic again

ya, i dun think she's high in this vid, but she is definately stoopad, about as huuuuhhh stoopad as they come... either way, I still would wana see her nakid, her muzik has always sucked, but she was hot in that school uniform for "hit me baby", I'd hit that shit one more time...

Ufot-one nite in paris with britney-tardistic

I was down at the port the other day for the battle boat/supply boat thing and I saw someone seedoing on the fleuve, call me crazy, but isnt that kinda dangerous? I mean, that water has got to be some of the most poluted water in the region, and with all of our nice clean lakes, why on earth would some one risk getting nastified by that shit?

Ufot-I do truely miss the ocean and I think the ocean misses me...

I work in a fido boutique for peanuts, but thats all about to change... my next endeavour might be a bit better, but Im in skool, so Im not looking for a career job now anyways, I just need a job to pay bills, buy records and keep me fed and stuff... fed.... fedup? no no, just fed...

UFot-the fedupidness of it all

cars like that weren't arround in the late fourties.... thats weird, somethings not right, I think there's a conspiracy tied up in this photo business....





hi sharon!

Ufot-dont believe the photo hype

thats some nice stuff, ur right, we should have indoor beaches here...would be kool...

Ufot-the cheese slide

hahahahha... yes I am part greek shars, but that part isnt strong enough to make love the winnie juice... but thanks for reminding me, Im guna go cry in a corner now and be all confused about my melted pot ethnicity and supposed half-heritage...

Ufot-cheers!

smarterest cat ever, come on people, believe in this little furry fuck, he could be the next president...

Ufot-hahahhaa, silly cat, toilets are for people

ya, fuck you too simon!


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hi simon, long time no see :D

Ufot-wutever is in, right?

can I just remind everyone that the anus is where poo comes from... cause I dunno, I thought yall knew that, POO comes from there... far be it from me to tell people where not to put their mouths, I just wanted to remind u fine folks that POO COMES FROM UR-ANUS....

Ufot-seriously, thats gross man

ya... what he said about candy, and im not a jaded raver... or am I??? ah wutever, fuck everyone...

Ufot-hahahahha

my decks and mixer.... aside frum my putah, and aside from my coffee maker... them are my fav toys...

Ufot-making work fun...

Just curious if anyone knows of any good links for basic mastering technics for FLS5 or higher and would be willing to share them to help me others work on cleanning our sounds up...

Ufot-cheersing ur mirror monster

hahahaha.... awesome, Im a huge DW fan, and thats one of the funniest spoofs I've seen...

Ufot-not believe in the who

the guy with the cap backwards looks like an outgames competitor... I swear I think I saw him having a latte across the street from where I work the other day, with these two tennis fags...

Ufot-oh my god, its made of sugar

how come only guys have been stalking me... :S

Ufot-being frightenned at the thought of stalkedge

girl dj's are hot... my 2 cents

Ufot-one nite at the girlsberry

I like the regular setup, but then again, I have freakishly long arms, so maybe thats why distance doesnt bother me when cdj's and decks are involved... my only pet peeve is getting to a venue only to find the decks set up at a height of less than 3.6ft, that drives me nuts, not to mention the imanent back pains after the set....

Ufot-geez, give me a break....beat

does some one have a crush on Doogie Howzer???? How cute...

Ufot-make love, not war, even if its gay and in your head...

caca... sorry bud, I can resend it 2nite or 2moro...maybe we should just invest in about 2km of ethernet and do one of dem direct [ transfers...haha...ca ] me u bitch

Ufot-oopsies on da file trains4

well... its in cyberspace somewhere... but our house joints gunna fly on da dogs system 2nite!!!!

Ufot-beet ya 2 beer