i duno, I know I`ve seen 2 many movies, but I guess I would be suspicious is all im saying... that health shake from heather (LOL)

Ufot-2 abort being poisonned, say no to prepared yogurt from loved ones

OK....

but Im still saying, would no one here become suspicious if your loved one tried to start feeding you yogurt or health shakes in the mornings?

Ufot-pay attention, YOUR BEING POISONNED!

*cum in...

and Im sorry, but lets be honnest, if ur loved one started trying to feed you fuckin yogurt or health shakes every morning, outta nowhere, with a big smile, wouldnt you get a bit suspicious???

Ufot-where`s david caruso, looks like we`ve got another dead baby on our hands

ya, from my experiences, you are not permitted with a regular class 5 to drive anything over 4500kg or longer than 21ft... most cube trucks uhaul does are 15-17ft

Ufot=loving the old movers

tell me more about this rocket-surgery... :)

Ufot-lets go boom-boom-shake-da-room

there is no special permit required other than a valid drivers license and a credit card...

Ufot-I know all about da Hauls

One of my best old acid trax was "house fucker" with that sample from teh producers in the beginning, the whole "you can make more money with a flop than you can with a hit"...

I have a lot of the old rising high catalogue, would always pick those recs up when I found em; I remember that when I first started hardcore crate diving, rotations was an amazing source of oldskool, Im pretty sure that XL/Lafleche sold a bunch of their old shit there... not to mention that I def bought a lot of old skool there from Nehan aka Tao~Nan... I got most of the old catalogue of harthouse there...

Ufot-memories that I remember

been there once, got really bad and weird vibes, ran away, never been back...


Ufot-the end, but all things kool, come to a trend

Version2minus1 : I still have a mint condition copy of that track in my acid collection!!!! It was def one my favs

Ufot-ah, the days when skipping college and listenning 2 choonz meant the world...

you are not taking into account the fact that not all records are pressed at the same speeds or spacing, tracks at different rpms and with different spacing allow for harmonizing and modulating mixes. Not to mention that even if u keep the same bpm an entire set, if you have tracks with breakdowns and washes, it can provide enough variation... nyways, the harmonic mixing technic is good, but I agree with what a lot of people said; IMO there is no correct(other than the obvious synching of rhythms/beats) or "best" technic of mixing, part of a mix isnt just the message a dj is trying to communicate to an audience, its the vibe of said DJ, everyone has a different story and a different way of telling it.

Ufot-I miss jazz

I blame wink/rabbit in da moon/hardfloor/misjah/plastikman to name a few...

Ufot-dems were da dayz

hehehe... nicely taken outta context and thanks 4 da hugz strange...

Ufot-all the people of the world, dice up your wife!!!

I spent a decent amount of time at noize... And when it shut down, the new tennants were nice enough to let me take some of the old shelving an a bunch of dnb and soul records... some of which actually became frisbees aswell, only I was drunkenly firing them against my loft walls... I actually even remember recording a mix casette at noize in the back... all acid house and acidy breaks...hehehe, goodtimes

Ufot-rave on thong

Im proud to say that I know little to nothing about the spicewhores, Ive never purchased their music, seen them in concert or concerned myself with their spotlightedness... They have completely failed to impression my existance and thusly, do not exist(sic)... They are a confection from a time when the global muzik industry thought it still had control over its future... they, among other artists, encourage me to pirate and steal and help destroy the tattered remenance of pop-dum... may the execs that dreamed up their horrible creation all suffer in seclusion for their rest of their failed days...

uFOT-goodbye

uFOT-tgfg

o yes... and on the subject of BK vs MC'eeDees

WELL THEN....

























TIME FOR SAMUEL EL!!!!

and now for....

TEH CAT WHO PWNS TURNTABLEZ!!!!!!



UFOT-things that were shinnny

course...







let us not forget....






teh ultimate power of.....





DESTROYER CAT!!!!~!

and....
















THE DESTROYER CAT SPARTAN DANCERS~!~~~~

uFoT-bwahahahaha, omgsh'd, peoples lookered at dis.... haraharhahrharhar

holly FAWKtArds!!!! Le GRossSS, NoN?

Ufot-thats betta

ufot-looks like my old friend.... hmmm/////

were u just at a rave or something?

Ufot-who is this milton guyee?

Ufot-PRONED

UfOt-GOSH-A-DEE-GOSH-GOSH

trey... i am at working, which is why im dorking arround crackface and ravebarf... wtf are u doing up this early mang??

Ufot-oh the trees

UM, I uno, super star dj or not, he was warned, i think he`s a dumbass for not taking the warning seriously... wtv, as long as he has a laptop, he can still produce in jail... maybe even throw a prison party...

Ufot-stupidness can self perpetuate, its true

um... that story was so badly written, I think djwood wrote it... none of the story made sense... anyways... FAKE_FIRED_FAILED = imo

Ufot-THESE THINGS DONT HAPPEN, C`MON PEOPLE

Ufot_MKAY

UFot-GET OUT NIGGA

i uno dude, if u saw ur dead relative being dropped on a basement floor with all kinds of other dead peeps, im pretty sure u`d be pissed and upset... I know animals dun require the same conditions, but Im pretty sure the SPCA can handle their shit better than that...

IMO=it dun really matter what they do once ur dead, after all, ur dead, so its not like u will complain or be insulted, the only people who would care about ur temporary conditions are ur living relatives...

Ufot-UNHUN

HES A LEAFS, ALL LEAFS ARE INFECTED AND HORRIBLE, NEVER SHOULD THEY PLAY FOR THE HABS...

I say brad richards all the way, would be awesome addition, not to mention he`s a hometown boy!!!

ufot-no way sundin!

I had a dog die once, took him the spca and they didnt show me the waiting to be burned room, but i definitely wondered wut they were going to do with him...

Ufot-all things come 2 a trend

that, friends, is gold...

Ufot-that designer knew damn well what he was designing, which part of why it is so awesome

[ www.canada.com ]

YIKES!!! POOR KID....

uFOT-burn the eyes first

I was also at the game, and I can say in all honesty, it was one of the best, if not THE best game I`ve seen in over 15 years!!!!! Simply amazing, even after the rangers were throwing cheap shots and the refs tried to call the game, we still came back and kicked their asses!!! Teh energy I felt in tha crowd last that nite totally reminded me of the magic I felt back in the old forum... simply amazing!

As for the Hossa speculation, I smell bullshit, but wtv, BG has the final word on that action, and I doubt we will hear anything till tuesday... we shall see...

Ufot-THE DRIVE FOR 25 IS ALIVE!!!

happy day of birth and stuff...

Ufot-noah is [ rave.ca ]

UFOT-there are better things than chocolate, but they are never as cheap

WTF!!! BAHAHAHAHHAHA...

That vid is REtarded!! Where the fuck is dat footage from?

Ufot-OMG EVIL DWARFS!!!

I`ll purchase a medium from ya!

Ufot-my brainz since is dieing

dee

ATTENTION!!!!!

have you noticed recently that you`ve been acting like a bit of an ass face? There`s still hope....








or, you could try for new friends in places like these :








perhaps you're tired of the regular crowd, maybe something new is brewing at your local community center?








or perhaps you've finally woken up and realized your life is more public than you thought it was, and you've no one to blame but yourself :












either way, these fuggin guysk cannot help you.... except for maybe the guy in red on the left, i think you guys could bond about shiat:



and btw, who the fuck is that weirdo with the silver face, is that like a coke dealer from the eighties????


Ufot=turn away and erase urself