ZOMG#10 |||| ITS DA CACTEN!!!

UFot-HIYA YAZ|||| (insert hearts)

I SMELL HAXORZ!!!!

Ufot-L33TN3SS 2 D33 3XT733M

YOU BASTID!!! IMA SAVE A BIG ASS SNOW BALL IN MY FREEZER, SO WHEN U COME BACK 2 TOWN, I`LL WHAP U WIT IT!!!!

Oh... that means u miss one of the funnest parades on the entire planet!!! ahhahahaha, SUCKA!!!

Ufot=Vive le St-Pattie

lol

Ufot-aheh

That was filmed in Atlantic city, during the iDj conferance...

Ufot-never fear, king lear is here

1 MORE CLICK AND I WIN 100
!!!!!

its tru, my bad...

+5 Karma points for Hosty

+3 Kool points for Melodie (cause truly, shes kooler than me... well hotter anyways)

Ufot-letusplay

oooohhh... u know about the leve 5 white square attack Dj move!!! Im impressed melodie...

+5 mana points for kishmays truth spell action...

-1 kool points for melodies nEWb statement...

Ufot-yay

Ufot-wow now brown cow

ok dee... u understand how close the parade and sacred weekend is, ST-PATTIE WILL HEAL U!!! Its time to get serious, if ur virus wants to play, just play harder :

1 tablespoon vegetable oil
1 cup chopped white onions
1/2 cup chopped red bell pepper
1/2 cup chopped green bell pepper
1 teaspoon ground cumin
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon cayenne
1 tablespoon minced jalapeno
1 teaspoon minced garlic
1 cup chopped tomatoes and their juice
1 cup chicken stock
3 tablespoons chopped cilantro
2 teaspoons vegetable oil
4 large corn tortillas
1/2 cup warm refried beans
2 tablespoons unsalted butter
8 large eggs
1 1/2 cups pepper Jack


To make the Ranchero Sauce, in a medium pot, heat the oil over medium-high heat. Add the onions and bell peppers, and cook, stirring, for 3 to 5 minutes. Add the cumin, salt, cayenne, jalapeno, and garlic, and cook, stirring, for 30 seconds. Add the tomatoes and their juices and cook, stirring, for 2 minutes. Add the stock and simmer until thickened, about 15 minutes. Remove from the heat and add the cilantro. Adjust the seasoning, to taste, and cover to keep warm.
In a large skillet, heat 1/2 teaspoon of vegetable oil over medium-high heat. Add 1 tortilla and cook until warmed through and just starting to brown about 30 seconds. Turn and cook on the second side. Remove, cover to keep warm, and repeat with the remaining oil and tortillas.
In 2 medium skillets, melt 1 tablespoon of butter each, over medium-high heat. Break 4 eggs into each skillet and fry until beginning to set, about 1 minute. Sprinkle the eggs with the cheese and cover to finish cooking, about 1 1/2 minutes.

Place 1 warm tortilla on each of 4 plates and spread each with 2 tablespoons of warm refried beans. Place 2 eggs on top of each tortilla and top with the warm Ranchero Sauce. Serve immediately.

then when done...


Here is a recipe for an excellent tea that is soothing for sore throats and helps boost the body's defences:

Grate 1/2 inch to 1 inch of fresh ginger root into 2 cups of boiling water.

Let the mixture soak for about two minutes.

Strain the bits of ginger from the liquid and throw them away. Add the juice of 1/4 of a lemon and a spoonful of honey.

One warning; this is not the pleasant sort of tea you might be used to drinking. However, there is nothing like it for recovering a voice lost to a bad cold.

Ufot-try an repeat till cured

theres also one of my personal favs...

Vodka

The Russian cure goes something like this:

Buy a bottle of pepper vodka

Get yourself to a sauna

Sit, sweat, and drink the vodka

If for any reason a sauna is not available, run a bath as hot as you can stand it, sit, sweat, and drink the vodka.

XO YUK....
CONGRAT DIRTY, NASTIEST TRACKLISTING i`VE SEEN IN A WHILE...
seems like u wana packter bumbs not fraises

Ufot-gross man

im spiritual, i buy stuff all the time...

Ufot-give me a no, an I`ll make it a maybe

well thank you for admitting u fail... geez, took long enough, and dont worry, 40 is the new 20, and u have friends on this young people site, so you should be able to start over again u muppet!!!

Ufot-cults are for horuses

u show well that being a sod and a smartass prick are part of ur mantra, CONGRATS!

" THE HEAVENS TOO CAN BE HELL SAID GOD "\\

uFOT-TWATS... at least im at work and getting paid whilst i browse an jab this land of retardation...

i though versions conclusion was pretty funny, cause I thought whorus was a fuckin cult leader when i saw his picture, way before this thread even existed..........

"...thank but no thanks, Im not even thirsty and I don't like koolaid"

Ufot-buh~bye

honnestly george, I do things the old fashionned way, I just find the notes on my synth and listen to a track and I can find out which key the track is... though most of the time I can do it by ear, without using my keys, if its simply to find tracks in same range or key...

Ufot-harmonixing

This week on Eddie Halliwell's show, there's a special 1hr guest dj set from Hollands legendary Sander Van Doorn, if you like ur beats heavy and trance orientated, chances are u will seriously get off on this set...

[ www.bbc.co.uk ]

Ufot-we cant hate all the time

(fart noize)

UFot-dubtrance in ur foot

naked sarah silverman pictures... anyone?

Ufot-show me the honey

um, I vote peanut butter jelly time as the happiest track evah...

Ufot-when voting counts, count me down

nono... bestest comment, and I agree : walleye, 7 months ago`

"What a wonderful gift! She has youth and a magical tongue....The only part that threw me were the nearly motionless eyes. It makes you think the tongue is in control....mommy hold me, I'm frightened!"

Ufot-mouahjajajjajajaja

Awesome!!! THANKS xD (that show roxored)

aND, thats kool, I thought u looked familiar... wut was ur name when spinning? Do u remember wut parties we played at? U prolly saw me tag wif Iznogood? Those morning sets were awesome, some great morning raver crowds, and I certainly churned out the cheese-master-extreme morning trance back then... hehhe... my signature ending track for a while was "little white puffy clouds" and a def sig track of mines from back them was the cignus X "theme orange"

Ufot-ahhh,..... yesterave HAX!

no I agree sir... I often stagnate when producing, its frustrating,,, er like creating a melody and being "shit son, thats the bomb!" and then having someone be like "thats sounds exactly like [insert artist name].." and then ur like, shit i was sumblinized again...

is anything original anymore??? is there even a box 2 think outside of anymore?

Ufot-stagerizenation of the mindspace

fuck, that was a cartoon when I wasa kid.... wut the hell was it called./...

Ufot-where teh fuck is our memories

aerial, I have some mix casettes from back in the dayo... hahaha...

AND TRANCEBITCH=FAIL!

uFOT-get outta my dreams, get into my car

well, I started with acid house, but for those who've been in teh since for a while, before milton there was baby dino!

Ufot-whos where with tha what^

craigslist is a good read, that adult section an wutnot... [ wayne.com ] is funny shit 2, create an account and watch people be like " when I travel 2 montreal, if i can stay with, I will washed ur disheris and suck ur peepee, hihi! "

OR

randomly emailing people and telling them that the other nite when you overhead them, well they were WRONG!!! and seeing if they email back... though trojans and worms can suck... ":(

Finally...

PWNING fuckin noobz on DOD source servers, especially the racist or religious servers, gawd the written/spoken dialogue can be damn funny, and obviously the game play is wikid entertaining, except for all those FUCKING HAXORS!!!

uFot-yarms

Ufot=-GOSH!

I think overintellectualizing it will do for dubstep it what it did for dnb... but who cares right?

Ufot-oh yas, my sound is complicated

i used to be the most hardass epic dj evah! Morning trance kids, its where the zombies had their most fun... ah those days were drole... I used drink stella whilst playing my sets at 730 in the morning... hahahaha...

Ufot-who remembers the baby dinosaur?

TRANCEBITCH IS A noob/wanabeHAXOR, FULL OF LIES... HER ACCOUNT IS FAKE... WHICH IS SOO 2K4... FRIKINLOOSA!!!

Ufot-GODAMN WANABE L33TS GIVE A MOTHERFUCKIN

TRANCEBITCH IS A noob/wanabeHAXOR, FULL OF LIES... HER ACCOUNT IS FAKE... WHICH IS SOO 2K4... FRIKINLOOSA!!!

Ufot-GODAMN WANABE L33TS GIVE A MOTHERFUCKIN

wow... simply wow....

I can`t even teach my cat to shutup. Forget about a goat or a monkey,....

Ufot-strangeness every1

i ACTUALLY went to band camp.... I played the sax-o-maphone.... :D


Ufot-memories a gone, sing a camp song??

ya, for a second I was like, wow, daves frenchy is good... WAIT A SECOND!!!! HEHEHEHE

Ufot-stoled my accounts wif HAX!

man the beer belly looks amazing!!! Please santa, please (crosses fingers)!!!!

Ufot-wut will they think of next

NAME : Gamma-Hydroxybutyrate
CHEMICAL NAME : 4-Hydroxybutanoic acid
ALTERNATE CHEMICAL NAMES : Gamma-hydroxybutyric acid; 4-hydroxybutyrate; GHB
CHEMICAL FORMULA C4H8O3
MOLECULAR WEIGHT 104.11
LD50 (of sodium-GHB) 2,000 mg/kg (male rats), 1,650 mg/kg (female rats) i.p.
From the Merck Index 12th Edition

Ufot-well hooray for google... really had me wondering for a bit there...

wow... Congrats, you have won(MONSTER KILL!!!!!!!) I honestly never pictured that backing down, he certainly took some deep abuse arround these parts...

uFoT=being up early on a saturday is weird

wow,,, Im always surprised to see people on this early on a saturday morning... Im at work, so Im a dork for working on sat morn... wut r u guys doing up? Or did u never go 2 bed...

But wut really happenned to him though, for serious...

Ufot-the neomystery continues, where are u david caruso

wut ever happenned to neoform anyways?

Ufot-curious killed the bat

This week on the essential mix, Tongy hosts with guest star Dj Adam Freeland, for those are about to rawk out and need some heavy Bass Breaks, He Salutes you :

[ www.bbc.co.uk ]

Ufot=SO MUCH AWESOME MUZIK OUT THERE!

PLA~TEAU PRINCES AND PRINCESSES, RAISES YO GLASSES IN TEH AIR!!!!


uFot-Platronix 4 life!