I think the best way to pick up is by defending PUA`s on [ rave.ca ] :P

Ufot-verdump...

... I only met him once, thought he was a good dj... it is a shame surrounded by strange circumstances...

R.I.P

Ufot-We are more fragile then we know

word up guysk! Fun choon, dope vid, doin our city proud, keep up the brup!

/RESPECT

ufot-I like ur tiger style

u know, when I was in am-town, I walked through the red light, it wasnt at all what I expected, personally I thought it was kinda lame and there were tons of tranees... I havent seen that much drag since the parties at grove society back in the mid 90`s :P

Ufot=oh well, we get old

OK, I must admit, im now curious... curious enough to not even google it, cause I want your version :D
so... tell me about this amsterdamnian banana bar...

Ufot-wowsers

no way, D.O.D. FTW!!!!

Ufot-first person, BANG YA DEAD BIATCH!

and that is something I will never-ever do again!

Ufot-mac daddy make ya!

thats awesome... we should have those freakin busses here... get shitfaced while being driven somewheres, thats just great multitasking

ufot-aff, tah boozeee

anyone remember syndicate? They need to remake an updated version of that game, one of the coolest cyberpunk games evah!

Ufot=syndicate ftw

host can we see the pics^ ? :D

Ufot-better things than working at work

sold!!! my price is a beer masa, when next meet, for this, I give you exclusive rights!!!

Ufot-deal? or no deal?

ian, you're such a gaymer...

Ufot-ha!

DEE~! I edited u as a big mexican, WITH a sumbraro, cause u were alread burnt by the wanker sun...

Ufot-remixing is the most sincere form of flatery

Ufot-gawd I

Ufot-stupîd is as stupid does...

ROFLCAKES!!!! Nice one Jojo....

Um, ya, Bliss, I cant really tell if you`re joking or not, but either way, I don`t quite get what you are trying to prove here. I dont think I`ve actually encountered any true racism on this board in all the years that I`ve been here, and considering my overall net experience over the years, Im a pretty climatised to the wonders of the dark depths of humanity via interweb ...

You should see the racist fucks i pwn on teh beer count servers with DOD, those cocksmokers are constantly yelling white power garbage in their mics, laughing and calling me a colored lover... that is until I no-scope them in the face!

Ufot-pwnin noobz since 1991

AND FINISH PUTTING ON YOUR GAWDAMN CLOTHES!!!


Ufot-enough with the ugly orange undies, GOSH~!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWIND!







UFOT-silly cats, dogs are for parks

dubstep eh?















ufot-must have happened to some... :D

... you could alway go for the ultimate deep throat by sawing off the head and fucking the exposed throat hole... or the brain fuck, just gouge the eye out an fuck the eye socket and squish that grey matter with ur necro-fied mushroom tip!

Ifot=ufots dirty evil cousin :D

im still trying to figure out why they chose a homeless man as a father... I mean, were none of the guys their age into sex or something? Or were they so nasty, that they made a homeless man look like tom cruise? Personally I think thats the best part of this fucktup story, they fact that these jail baiters were doing a homeless guy to get preggers together...

Ufot-white trash, cant live near it, cant not laugh at it

thanks for laughs george, you made things seem less bad.

Ufot-RIP GC, he was funny enough to headline the carnigy

im gore-core!~

Ufot-ouches

is there a different hostel series? I dont remember any " cannibalism AND incest AND pedophilia " from hostel?

Ufot-dont blame me, blame pot

yar, u must modify ur router password... so it isnt default or system or password... and pasword protecting your wireless network doesnt affect your connection, unless you don't have the password :)

Ufot-route this bitches~!!! (boom!!!)

lets not even mention the scene with the baseball bat in the living room, i mean COMON! Why didnt the alien bust out a trustee lazer and zap mel gibsons stupid preacher ass! They gunna invade with hurtfull words or something? Where are the frikin lazers gunnez

Ufot=shamafailmuch$

I remember watching signs, and everything was ok and mildly entertaining, then they were like, the aliens are deathly allergic to water... and I was like " WHAT KIND OF FUCKING STUPID ASS IDIOT ALIENS WOULD ATTEMPT TO INVADE EARTH, WHICH HAS MORE WATER THAN LAND!!!"
anyways, teh moveh was utterly ruined, like a used condom in the back of foufes...(ouch)

Ufot-can have more win than fail please^

I love it when people express opinions like this, shows how little they know about the art of dj'ing in general... pft, I dont know about using the word "wonderful" guy, but a good dj takes a long time and a lot of practice and deadication to mold; not to mention that anybody cannot just find whatever tracks, even if they are rare cause newsflash, sometimes rare means hardly any pressed copies, may never see the light of the interweb, kinda rare...

I completely agree that producing is key in todays electronic music market, but the art of dj'ing will never die and to those that think its easy or a joke, or not "wonderful", get a clue or stay ignant, your choice, your rep...

and on topic : as far as I am concerned, its dialects mix, if he doesnt want to share his tracklist, thats his decision, he has the right... I dont see anything wrong, if a dj or producer or complete muzik addict messaged him and asked what track was playing at the 36min mark, im pretty sure he would share the title...

Ufot-pwning noobz 4 kikx

folks, may I remind you that the republicans didnt legitimately win either of the last elections, so... enough said...

Ufot-pins won't stop wars

user : " my computer is broken "

me : " ok, when you say broken, you mean it will not power on?"

user : " its not working "

me : " ok, well is the power on?"

user : " I think so "

me : " do you see a green light on the tower "

user : " what tower? "

me : " the computer tower, a dark grey rectangular box plugged into your screen "

user : " I see a small green light "

me : " ok, is your monitor on? "

user : " its black "

me : " but you see a green light at the bottom right hand corner of the monitor?"

user : " no "

at this point I was pretty sure it was the monitor, so I troubleshot for another couple of minutes, but nothing made sense, and then she said it...

user : " oh... theres this weird plug hanging "

me : " where does it look like it fits?"

user : " OMG, i plugged it into the back of the screen and now the screen works!!!! thats amazing!!! "


Ufot-oh how the users dance...

aheh... ya, long live tech support eh? Last week I had a user ask me what a browser was... those days are the hardest... thank god for booze :)

Ufot=can I have your store number please...

Murdock, I know that mix, but Im pretty sure its a white label... I remember the last time I heard it, it was a white label record, if we are infact talking about the same track...

Ufot-uncertain only of our fate

WOWOWOWOWOW!!!

Check da skillz'boyyeeee!! Dayum, howd yallz draw dat Hansburgar ssso gooodz!!!

NOW ITS TIME TO CRACK OFF A PEICE OF THIS!!!!




Ufot-free the web, forget ur mindz

exactly why I thought it could be comical to reduce this thread to a picture purrfect finish of moron-nonsensical-ms paint-gibberish!!!!



Ufot-humor, look it up!

how is this mean deadfunk? I totally agree its stupid, but its internet fun, mean would be actually making fun of this girl who I'll probably never meet/./.

Ufot-senses of humor, who needs em right^

then let us begin...(i prefer ms paint :P)






Ufot-ba-har/har

well... she`s probably scared away at this point, but incase she decides to come back, i vote we start spoofing her avatar pic, dirty photo-chop steez!

Ufot=play nice?

I think you should hand out whistles at the door, ravers love them, and it would be so kool to have all the ravers whistling off beat!!!

Ufot-ravers are teh best!

I think his next film should be called " the twist " and it should feature a corny twist about 3/4 of the way through the film, something that could have been guessed, and also happens to ruin the entire movie essentially....

Ufot=boring ass rich hollywood fucks, ALL OF EM~

redbull on ice


Ufot-ah teh taste of raves