bahahahah.... was I teh only one that was like " wtf are those things???"

Ufot-use ur illusion dummy

lolsk8s

Ufot-aheh, end of day im tired humor always guarantees giggles

so its pouring upwards?

Ufot-fit it in a box, let her open the box...

i vote photoshop...

Ufot-ahem, trick this!

" YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS??? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, WHEN YOU FUCK WITH ANOTHER MAN!!!"



Ufot-love the car smash scene, LOVE IT!

ya, those guys kickass, they used to be my neighbours...

Ufot-arcade fires?? where???

bah... my take is you cannot dive into a lake of shit and expect to come out smelling like roses... I don`t know what his objective was in trolling this, or any other site, but interweb personalities are like jokes, there is a bit of truth behind every one... either way, he has gotten way too much attention from all this junk, created a lot of negativity on this site, and side tracked us from hunting down and sharing interweb kool and making each other more positive...

Ufot-y must i spend my days in a cubicle...

that chainsaw maid video from yesterday definitely made my day, was so freakin awesome!

Ufot-I_A_B_D_C

I always wondered if anyone ignores me o_o

Ufot-interwebantics

super fries at taco smell, shits like crack son...

Ufot-holly super fries of love

minority future report?

Tres kool!!!!!

+50pts

Ufot-woot, i luve da puter

kool! boite noire?

Ufot-learning a little more everyday, 4 LIFE!

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mmmmhmmm, cakenothings....

Ufot-aheh, get a job u dorky losa`s

O_O







WOW!





Ufot-great posts 2day folks, for serious

WOW!!!!

Thats nuts...when I was a kid I was a huge fan of doctor who, I think I pretty much watched all of the episodes that used to air on vermont public television and cbc, from the first doctor to the last... I was always fascinated with the doctor who theme, it captured my imagination because it was like a haunting electronic calidoscope of sound, a pulsing rhythmic orchestra, ultimate kool... up and until today, I didnt even know her name, but thats some seriously dope shit, she was obviously from the future ;p

one of my all time favorite mixes ever, Coldcuts 70mins of madness mix from the wheels of steel show, has a mix`d in version of the doctor who theme song, I think the second or third to last tune....

Ufot=timeless presence through 9 doctors

look at the colonel... with his fuckin beedy eyes... that cartoonish bastard is up to no good, and you can just tell that he`s muttering racial slurs under that fucking smerk...

Ufot-asian chicken puke in a bucket? sounds grrrrreat!

man I have such a nasty headache this morning... I think I had 2 much rw drama to drink yesterday...

ufot-omg, there blood in my head?

pffft... through their blow holes, obviously...

Ufot-aheh, your sick man... no no, like you are a sick man... ohhhh.....

yes and on that tip, how about a similar script for crappy tardcore...

Ufot-theres nothing happy about the crappy

wow... I can really feel the love in this thread :D



Ufot-the fat clowns are the sadest

ZInG!!!

Ufot-a cop thats a robot, aheh, yar...

Cheers Masa, it occured to me just the other day, that I've been doing that for so long, if I ever get really hard up for cash, I could get noah to pull all my quotes and publish a coffee table one liner book for web-addicts under my moniker and give a cut to [ rave.ca ] :P

Ufot-sometimes, even the bravest of horses cry

Well, I was assuming that your choice of a sarcastic response was made with humor in mind, but perhaps you use sarcasm in a non-humor way... or even better, it wasn't sarcasm at all...

Ufot-read this,,, did you read the emotional reponse right?

well you might make more money than most on this board, but I believe you fail miserably at being funny or kind, not to mention original.... not that you care what I think...

Ufot-bah, all we are is floppy discs in the wind

bliss,

I dont know if you are still practicing anymore, but maybe its time to re-align yourself...

The central theme of Bahá'u'lláh's message is that humanity is one single race and that the day has come for its unification in one global society. God, Bahá'u'lláh said, has set in motion historical forces that are breaking down traditional barriers of race, class, creed, and nation and that will, in time, give birth to a universal civilization. The principal challenge facing the peoples of the earth is to accept the fact of their oneness and to assist the processes of unification.

One of the purposes of the Bahá'í Faith is to help make this possible. A worldwide community of some five million Bahá'ís, representative of most of the nations, races and cultures on earth, is working to give Bahá'u'lláh's teachings practical effect. Their experience will be a source of encouragement to all who share their vision of humanity as one global family and the earth as one homeland.


Ufot-good luck and good morning

Ufot-childhood was a happy time

simon and garfunkel-ist ?

Ufot-diamonds on teh souls of my puters!

u know, ions ago when I first saw teh chairman meow t's I almost ordered one.. but press cafe small t's are like x-tra large! he is awesom though...

Ufot-woot, i gots farends!

"... BABY WHEN YOU CALL ME, YOU CALL ME AL..."

uFot-Im going to graceland!

gawd, I luv that cats expression... I swear we had a cat like that back at my old apt, he used to come into the kitchen and stare like that at our cats, eat their food and cough a couple of times before we'd kick him out...

Ufot-lasers, they are EVERYWHERE!

awes... did you try to add me to your friends version?

Oh comon, parts of that rant were funny... :)

Ufot-in all seriousness, this isnt very serious

Woodchucks Chucking Wood

This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.

Some say it depends on three factors:


The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.

The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.
Others say:


He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could!

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that the woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then s/he'd chuck all the wood, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.

One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut.

It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.

Some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuck wood at all.

It depends on how good his dentures are!

A woodchuck, would chuck, as much wood, as a woodchuck, could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood.

About 5.72 fluid litres of wood

About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards.

Um....... 23????



Tons. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck more would than a woodchuck.

If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it.




Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.

Ufot-gotta love that copy and paste action

i VOTE to put it in the microwave, on popcorn setting... that should do the trick, the data will just pop right up outta there :D

Ufot-sry dee, I think teh datas fuxord :(

:P no comply knows the joke... DOH~

Ufot-how many chucks can a wood chuck chuck?

ya, lyn, you are guna find much help here... I mean I could be wrong... but I doubt it... ur better off getting lessons from a close friend or taking courses in school...

Ufot-how many ducks does it take to change light bulb?

do you guys hear about the emperers new clothes ??? I heard they look fabulous and are made of the finest silk...

Ufot-aheh, spider in the cookie jar, +10 points for webmonkey trix screw :P

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aheh... ya ;)

Ufot-hypertexting protocol for the masses

and thats odd, because it only worked for me when I wasnt logged in,..... course thats also what spooked me, cause I thought you actually were posting me...

um...wow...

Ufot-silly apps, trix r 4 kids...